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Is it so difficult to become an immortal?
Becoming a measurer is just the ticket to becoming an immortal, and you must complete 99 meritorious deeds.
Wen Yi saw the... Smartphone that Ji Chen released the mission on?
Wen Yi's head was full of questions, "Sisters, have you modernized your cultivation of immortality now? Can you still fully reduce your points by grabbing orders?"
Ji Chen frowned and said, "Everything needs KPI these days. I have gained experience, but humans are still stupid after all these years of evolution."
"??"
I'm sorry you were not human before.
Ding dong——
The task is coming.
Help the old lady cross the road.
Wen Yi: "Sisters, are you serious?"
Ji Chen: "Mortals, please open your eyes and read the notes at the end."
[At the intersection of 104 and midnight, there is an old man who always gets lost.
Wen Yi touched his chin and said, "This matter belongs to the police uncle."
Ji Chen slapped Wen Yi on the head, "Please beg the ghost and see if she can open your mouth so that you can go down and tell the King of Hell that I am stupid."
"..."
Cursing people in a roundabout way.
After completing the 98th meritorious deed, Wen Yi asked, "What is the first thing you want to do after becoming an immortal?"
Ji Chen wiped off the hem of his black night clothes and smiled arrogantly, "Of course I will marry you."
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1. Calm and serious but good-for-nothing, powerful and arrogant.
2. Qiangqiang; main plot; Qingshui Xiang
3. The sand sculpture is supernatural, suspenseful and warm, written on 8.20
Intention: Everything is destined by fate.