Can You Become an Emperor Through the Ages Just by Going Crazy?

(Crazy criticism of the emperor x everyone's brainstorming) Ji Ling died, was reborn through the book, and became a puppet emperor with the same name. Good news: He remembers everything in the book. Bad news: According to the plot, Ji Xia's kingdom will be destroyed three years later. He will be dragged thousands of miles by enemy war horses, his bones and flesh will be stripped to death. After his death, he will even be cut into pieces by five horses and his head will be hung above the enemy city. As a college student with no ambitions, Ji Ling came to the conclusion after thinking calmly: Anyway, he will die in three years, so why not let him injure others to death before he dies? One morning at court, the regent's uncle refuted his decree again. Ji Ling smashed the jade seal on his head on the spot: "This won't work, that won't work either. You are so capable. I'll give you the throne. Are you going to sit on it?" The civil and military officials of the entire dynasty were as silent as a cicada, and the emperor's uncle's face was ashen. One day when greeting her, the Queen Mother hinted to Ji Ling that she would appoint her natal nephew as prime minister. Ji Ling flipped the table on the spot and said, "Mother, take care of yourself. If you can't do it, take care of the harem. Your nieces, nephews, and even cousins from far away are all waiting for you to entertain them. For matters related to the former court, even if you stretch your hand so long, you won't be afraid of breaking it!" The Queen Mother was frozen on the phoenix chair, tossing and turning at night, unable to sleep - where was the cowardly puppet emperor that she had promised? Another day, the attendant eunuch smiled and brought some soup. Ji Ling sneered, grabbed the eunuch's chin and poured the soup into his mouth. Afterwards, he looked at the eunuch who had passed away and said expressionlessly: "My father-in-law, this soup is really tonic. One bowl can send you to the underworld to enjoy happiness. It's really not free of charge." The neighboring countries on the border sent a letter of war with arrogant words, asking Ji Ling to compensate ten cities, and then, carrying thorns on his back, he went to the border to kneel down and beg for surrender. All civil and military officials in the court were waiting to see how he would grovel. As a result, there was only one sentence in the letter—— "(After a meal of birdsong and flowers) What a stinking idiot! Come and kill your father if you can!" The neighboring generals were silent after reading this, suspecting that this was a unique military strategy to lure the enemy deeper, and finally stood still. The entire government and opposition parties are crazy. Courtier A: "King Ji smashed the jade seal, he was knocking on the mountain and shaking the tiger! The regent has been domineering for many years, and he didn't take action until now. What a deep scheming!" Minister B: "The Queen Mother lifted the tea table and carried a gun and a stick at every turn. It is clear that she has already planned to take back the power of the harem!" Minister C: "That letter... Actually used the most vulgar words and deeds to provoke the generals, implying the secret of the art of war of striking first and controlling others later! King Ji is actually proficient in the art of war!" Everyone began to desperately recall every word Ji Ling said and every action he made. The cowardice of the past has become a way of hiding one's strength and biding one's time. Today's sneers are insinuating the incompetence of the government. Even a yawn has become a sign of laziness to paralyze political opponents. A few months later, the regent's uncle accidentally fell from his horse and died miserably after his chest was trampled by a frightened horse. The queen mother and the chief eunuch revealed each other's secrets in court, and the quarrel was as if they were each other's father-killing enemies and they were fighting to the death. Neighboring countries learned of the turmoil in Ji Xia's court, and after careful consideration, they withdrew a hundred thousand garrison - "The country is about to be destroyed. If you dare to make such a fuss, you must still have a trump card." When the news of the retreat came, all the ministers knelt on the mountain outside the palace and shouted "Your Majesty, your Majesty!" While Ji Ling inside the palace was lying on the dragon table to catch up on his sleep, sleeping like a child. After being woken up by someone, he raised his eyes angrily: "... What's wrong!" The ministers' eyes filled with tears: "Your Majesty, there is no need to pretend anymore! I finally understand your painstaking efforts!" Ji Ling: "...?" Crazy. . As time passes and circumstances change, all nations come to congratulate you. In Ji Xia, everyone is equal, all people are united, and the country is peaceful and the people are safe. Ji Ling sat on the throne, looking at the foreign envoys kneeling in the dark under his feet, and began to think about life. What did he do? Why is the plot like this? The king lowered his head and asked the attendant: "Why are they so afraid of me?" The attendant was in awe: "Your Majesty is joking. You have the world in mind, a long-term vision, an ocean of all rivers, a view of history and a vision of the future, and a resourceful and resourceful person... How dare I presume to judge the Holy Will." Ji Ling: "..." What the hell. (I feel numb) Reading guide: The crazy male leader decided to use his imperial power to kill everyone, and his wisdom was sung throughout the ages. Intention: Living is already a matter of hard work. Above this, it is pursuit, and that is a noble enough existence.