Tang Xianyu has always wanted to be a salty fish. He didn't want to work hard. He just wanted to read Danmei novels, watch Danmei animations, read Danmei comics, and listen to Danmei radio dramas every day~ until one day he passed through the adopted son of the Demon King in Danmei novels.
Tang Xianyu thought confidently: Based on the n books-traveling novels I have read, I can guess: I am the son of Demon Lord. However, since ancient times, dangerous professions like Xiangxian Lord have always been passive, so I am the most vulnerable! Hahaha
Later, after meeting the Immortal Lord, Tang Xianyu realized that he was wrong
Immortal Lord: I heard that you approached me for the fairy medicine?
Tang Xianyu:......
Immortal Lord: I heard that you want to sleep with me?
Tang Xianyu:......
Immortal Lord: I heard that you won't marry me unless I am?
Tang Xianyu: Huh? Immortal Lord ~ you, listen to my sophistry
Intention: Don't set up flog randomly