If one day, the earth can speak...
Yi Zhi: Mom, look! I have special powers!
Earth: Silly boy, I gave this to you.
Yi Zhi: Mom, look! I have someone!
Earth: Silly boy, I gave it to you.
Yi Zhi: Wuwuwu, the earth is too kind to me. What should I do?
Earth: No, I just want to cause trouble.
When he woke up, Yi Zhixi mentioned his awesome all-natural superpowers. It is said that he is the only one in the world who has such superpowers, so happy! *^_^*I am so awesome!
What? Am I actually a warrior? Want to fight with the earth? Oh maiga! What to do? The earth is going to do something evil to me!
Earth: I want to make you mine! In every sense ♀
Soles: I am carrying a 30-meter sword. I will kill this guy who dares to steal my wife with me.
Earth: Haha, fish-lipped humans, are this Earth so easy to deal with?
Learn about floods and earthquakes, volcanic eruptions and melting glaciers, the mutations of animals and plants, and being chased by people in fairy tales in your dreams.
Soles: I was wrong, Mom, don't be angry (angry and helpless face. Jpg)
Yi Zhi: It's okay not to use this kind of old attack...
Earth: ╰_╯, hum, angry! What should I do if I want to cause trouble when I'm angry? Do it!
Universe Boss: Let me help you! Come on, come on, first like this... Then like this...
Earthlings: Woo hoo Online first aid!
Blue Star Man: Don't be afraid, aren't you just being fucked? Look at us, we are still alive and well after being fucked, come on, come on, do you want to know about the cabbage-priced amulet?
When the earth and the universe harbor ill will towards mankind, where will mankind go? The clock of destruction has ticked, 3.2.1! Punishment mode is on, the goal is to exterminate humanity!
How can humans end well?
Intention: The earth and the universe are going to kill us together! Online first aid!