Zombie Is Pregnant with My Child

Recommended new serialized article: "Raise a Chew". Please collect it! Copywriting: Qi Hao is a senior student in the Department of Archeology. He followed his tutor's archaeological team into the ancient tomb of King Yingyang to investigate. He got separated from the archaeological team in the tomb and accidentally met a beautiful mute "little sister" from another school. Although the young lady cannot speak and has a flat chest, she is beautiful and kind-hearted and lovable. Qi Hao felt that he was in love. After trying his best to catch her, Qi Hao discovered: At night, the young lady seems to have no body temperature... Moreover, he is not a young lady. Qi Hao: "..." I was unwilling to accept the facts for a while. When he rejoined the archaeological team and saw the real mute senior, and then looked at the beautiful little kid next to him with a slightly bulging belly and his canine teeth showing when he was angry... Brother, Qi Hao looked up at the sky, his peach blossom eyes filled with sadness. "If you dare to leave, I will bite you to death." What should I do if I get trapped by zombies? ——What else can you do? Just coax you. Who asked you to pick up zombies on your own initiative? Later, a junior fellow from the Archeology Department asked Qi Hao: How did it feel to go to the tomb for the first time? It's hard for us boys studying archeology to find girlfriends... Qi Hao: Thank you for the invitation. It felt good to go to the tomb for the first time. I solved major life events directly in the tomb. Buy one get one free, and I will have children before graduation. Junior Brother:? ? ? The copywriting has been screenshotted and posted on Weibo. Mainly focusing on fantasy and pure love, the pre-collection copy of "Raising a Good Chirp": Xie Sheng is one of the top traffic stars today. He has great beauty and is the most popular idol among fans in the entertainment industry. Externally, the company's persona for him is that he is a cool, talkative and pet-loving boy who is good at singing and dancing. But privately, he is an obsessive-compulsive chatterbox who likes to talk to himself. He has severe mysophobia and is afraid to touch cats. He washes his hands after touching them n times and looks for cat hair on his clothes with fear. One day, a friend sent him a bird, a cockatiel, a yellow species. "Don't you want to change your career as a talented actor? Director Chen's movie has a role that suits you. That role has a lot of scenes of interacting with birds. Well, you should first develop a relationship with the little guy. It will be helpful for the audition." After receiving the bird, Xie Sheng felt ten thousand mammoths running past in his heart. Xuanfeng, with its curly yellow fur and two round little cheeks, is the most beautiful in the world of parrots, and is an ideal pet for its owner who is super clingy... But—— There's a lot of feather powder! Especially during the moulting period! As he scratched his head, snow-white feather powder fell down. Tweet: Me and my dandruff (feather powder) both love you ~ Tweet Xie Sheng (crazy): I can't survive this day. First time raising birds: Xie Sheng's inner barrage: "Send it away! I'll send it away tomorrow." "I can't live this life!" "I'm just a ruthless feed machine!" "You still come here, you still come here, I'm warning you not to stick to me!" "Someone come and find a cat to get rid of it!" Later... So delicious. This article is also known as: My wife and I are both afraid of cats. Also afraid of dogs. Xie Sheng (Qi Hao) x Mingyu (Ayu, tweeted) Intention: Everything depends on man, man can defeat nature. No matter what the circumstances, never give up and fight against the cruel fate to the end.