Confused by Immortals

Xue Gui lives at the head of the village and is the dominant figure in the village. The farthest place he has ever been is the county seat, and his greatest pleasure is collecting protection fees. After living for so many years, One day, Xue Gui suddenly found that he was living in a world of cultivating immortals, and his world was actually a novel about cultivating immortals? The neighbor Erpang he bullied since childhood is actually the protagonist Long Aotian in the article? ! According to the plot, Long Aotian, who was taken in by the immortal, would personally kill him, a small villain in the early stage, after returning from his studies. Xue Gui panicked, so he decided to try his best to please Long Aotian's master and save his life. According to the plot, Long Aotian respected the immortal master very much and almost obeyed his words. But when Xue Gui saw Er Pang's immortal master, he changed his mind. I saw the immortal in the clouds with a green shirt like water and a posture like pine. He was twisting a string of Buddhist beads in his hand, his eyebrows were as red as blood, but his lips were cold and pale. Xue Gui was stunned. He suddenly had only one thought in his mind: "If I can sleep with him once, it will be worth dying in this life." * When Taoist Qingyun was traveling around, he happened to pass by a small mountain village and met a child at the entrance of the village. He was obsessed with this man's few words. Qingyun has always been a pure and honest person with an open mind. Seeing that the man was injured, he felt guilty and took the man back to the fairy mountain. Half a year later, he discovered that this man was the village bully his apprentice had told him about. Not only was this person extremely naughty, he actually wanted to sleep with him. Qingyun tried every means to tame this stubborn and crude wild horse, but failed to make this man willing to submit. Finally, he put the bully to bed. Qingyun pressed him on the Buddhist scriptures he had just copied, pinched his chin with his sandalwood-stained hands, looked at him with indifferent eyes and asked: "Have you accepted it?" The bully stammered and couldn't speak, his eyes were red and swollen, and it took him a long while before he made a coy sound. Xue Gui had been coveting this handsome immortal for many years, but he didn't expect that he would finally sleep with him. Intention: None