Everyone in the Entertainment Industry Begged Me to Add Them as Friends

[This article has been updated from time to time, the update time span is long, and the style of writing before and after is quite different, so read with caution] A big V in the entertainment industry posted to his friend circle asking for help: Which brother or sister has a friend named Duan Buyai from the film and television city? I heard it's pretty good. I'm in urgent need of some luck because Mercury has been retrograde recently. I'm begging for recommendations. Unexpectedly, a group of bosses exploded! Business tycoon: Master Duan Buyi, please be my friend! The King of Comedy: Keep your butt lightly. Three Golden Movie Queens: Please call him Master Duan! I didn't add QAQ either Genius screenwriter: Squat! ! ! People who usually couldn't reach high places left messages and forwarded them one after another. Big V was flattered. After asking about it carefully, my dear, Master Duan is really not simple. Top traffic became popular because of his suggestions; He was behind the new actor's award; The crew of "xxx" relied on his advice to avoid a fire; He helped the police capture the leader of a large-scale evil cult that has been in the news recently! Big V stayed up late to write a rainbow fart press release, but it aroused cynicism from fans from all walks of life and became a hot search topic. "You puke, there are people who admire crow's mouth these days?!" "Isn't it, isn't it? How dare you make money from Duan Zi Jue's grandson? Aren't you afraid of being disturbed by ghosts in the middle of the night?" "Is there anyone who doesn't know that Duan Buyan is a liar? >>>Click here for a summary." "Hasn't Duan Gou been banned yet? He was the one who caused me to be steamed and sent to the hospital!" Big v:? ? ? Master Duan, do you have any surprises that I don't know about? Duan Buyan: It is true. In fact, I am already married, and my husband has been dead for thousands of years. A certain dead ghost:... Should I express my happiness? Yu Ming Jealousy in the underworld, a maniac who dotes on his wife, evil spirit x evil spirit in the world, a lightning rod in the world (In the early stage of attack, you will be a ghost, and in the later stage, you will be a human) =====Recommend articles from gay friends==== Sha Zhou Ta Cui: Running with a ball in the entertainment industry is so popular! "Eating Soft Rice Hardly [Rebirth]" Article ID:6888983 There is no wind and snow: interstellar farming! ! I love it! "After being driven to a broken planet for marriage]" Article ID:6927826 ======The following is the advance receipt====== Supernatural in the entertainment industry: "This romance drama has no science" "Yue Lao Shang Shang Shang" is a dating variety show, but it was criticized by netizens as soon as it came out. I've only seen other dating variety shows where a love mentor analyzes psychology and a matchmaker makes a good match. But this blind date variety show is like this - a magic stick instructor uses metaphysics to make quick calculations and uses magic to analyze marriage. Netizens angrily commented—— Director, are you okay? Are you okay? When others go on a blind date, you raise the ghost, right? However, after the show is broadcast—— Yue Laoling signs a marriage, fortune tellers identify scumbag men, marriage is truly destined... Netizens: What, what should I do? It seems to be really effective? However, the one who stood out the most in the program where all the major fortune tellers, fortune tellers, and Gu masters gathered together was a little-known Taoist priest. Yu Hechuan, the founder of the sect thousands of years ago, was reborn as a little Taoist priest who couldn't afford to eat. He became famous in the entertainment industry with his superb metaphysical skills! On the show: Guest: Please give me some advice! Outside the program: Netizen: Fuck! How can I make an appointment with this master? It's very urgent to wait online! … For the first time, Lu Jingxiu, a top member of a wealthy family who has always kept a respectful distance from the theory of ghosts and gods and never believed in any metaphysics, accepted the variety show invitation of "Yue Lao Signed". He had always scorned metaphysics, but he walked up to the little Taoist priest with a serious look on his face. "I asked someone to read my horoscope and make the horoscopes. You are my destiny!" Little Taoist: "..." Lu Jingxiu x Yu Hechuan Purpose: Treat people with sincerity