Tang Monk Is an Omega [Journey to the West]

My name is Tang Sanzang, and I am an omega, the kind of heart-throb omega whose pheromones are super tasty, have a susceptibility period, and are remembered and marked by others. One day, I was invited to go to the West to obtain Buddhist scriptures, and then the fairies came smelling the smell! ! Gan! (The text is not in the first person. Pity the poor author with a weak kidney who begs for food. Please subscribe and bookmark it. Please!) (Please bring in beautiful pictures of online fairy wives, such as the beautiful Shaolin monks with three swords, etc. Do not bring in classic TV series!!! I respect TV series, but I refuse in my heart.) When he was captured by the goblin for the first time, Tang Sanzang almost cried: What do you want to do! Let me go! When he was captured by the goblin for the third time, Tang Sanzang resisted and shouted at the top of his lungs: Stinky monkey... Your father is gone—— When he was captured by goblins for the tenth time, Tang Sanzang decided to be self-reliant. Tang Sanzang: This benefactor is quite majestic and has an extraordinary appearance... Why don't I show you his palm... The Nth time Tang Sanzang was captured by monsters... Zhu Bajie: Brother Monkey, how about we go rescue the master? I've been watching for a long time? Sun Wukong used the golden hoop to pick out his ears: Why are you panicking? Didn't you hear that the goblin was crying? In the cave, Tang Sanzang rolled up his sleeves and waved his golden staff, and finally stepped on the goblin's chest: Come on, why aren't you coming! Hold head high! ? All the monsters trembled: This Omega smells so good, but unfortunately... It's too violent QAQ. Sun Wukong held up Ruyi and the golden cudgel and smiled: This little master is really exciting. Tang Sanzang: ... That's not how the stinky monkey's golden cudgel is used, you crawl on it for me! ! Do it yourself, I have the world. A beautiful demon monk, violently seeking Buddhist scriptures! Tang Sanzang's Principle 1: Disband! Let's go back to each house and find each mother! There is no way to take this sutra! Tang Sanzang Principle 2: Whoever likes to take it will take it! Tang Sanzang's Principle 3: I don't want to do this anymore! Tang Sanzang's Principle 4: Let's break up. I think Datang is pretty good. ...(Not finished yet, there are still many principles.) Demining focus: 1. The full text is full of fictions and is far from the original work and various film and television dramas. (Emphasize that Tang Sanzang is extremely beautiful and Sun Wukong is extremely handsome!) 2. The author will drift when he rides on the road. 3. The characters are rough, the author is even rougher, and they have a bad taste. 4. The fat author is humble and cute, so I will show you a bald head first, thank you! Pre-received articles please collect "The CP I knocked on was torn down by me" Copywriting one: Double actor Lu Jinxing and popular singer Wu Zhengyan are now super popular CPs known to the entire Internet. Newcomer Su Xingyu is not only the double bearer of the two of them, but he is also a true love fanatic CP fan of "Jin Yan CP". He plays CP on the trumpet every day, draws beautiful pictures of fans, writes steamed jokes, and even secretly opens a vest to write about the male god's 18+. One day, a reality show invited him and the CP he was competing with at the same time. Su Xingyu:! Su Xingyu felt that he had ushered in the highlight moment of his life. Not only did he see the loving moments of the male idols up close, he also added them to their WeChat accounts! ! Su Xingyu: Jinyan CP is true! QQ But soon, he discovered that the CP he was knocking against seemed to have a quarrel. Su Xingyu was so anxious that his head dropped, and he began to work hard to maintain his CP. Su Xingyu: Brother Xing, I think you have no appetite. I bought you some porridge. Come down and drink some. Don't be angry, Brother Yan is young, you have to give in to him. Su Xingyu: Brother Yan, Brother Xing is a veteran cadre. Please let Brother Xing go and coax him. I will feel bad if you are unhappy. Jpg Su Xingyu thinks he is simply the best frontline CP fan of the year. Copywriting two: Su Xingyu hurried to the commercial recording site with milk tea in hand. Su Xingyu: "I..." "The stars were bought to me." Lu Jinxing's voice was hoarse and he held Su Xingyu's waist calmly. "Nonsense! The stars were bought to me!" Wu Zhengyan grabbed Su Xingyu's arm. Su Xingyu, who actually bought two copies:? ? ? Something is wrong. #What should I do about the fact that the CP I am addicting to is actually my brother and they all like me? #I thought I was getting a cp pink character, but it turned out that I was green tea (The fake green tea on CP was attacked by one of the X brothers) Intention: Don't forget your original intention. May I go through thousands of sails and come back still a young man.