Xie Ze lived an ordinary life for twenty-two years, and one day a system actually told him that he was a god!
Hahaha, is there such a god as him? I'm broke, I'm about to graduate from college and I haven't had a relationship yet.
But no matter how Xie Ze resisted, he still embarked on the road of being forced to open a business - to save the world of gods.
Xie Ze: "Ahem, do you think I am the Virgin Mary? (ノ=Д=)ノ┻━┻"
System: "Don't forget that you will be wiped out if you don't complete the task."
Xie Ze: "... Okay."
Then...
A certain aloof disciple: "Master, let's practice dual cultivation!"
Xie Ze: "No!"
The king of an enemy country: "Xie Ze, if you want the world, I will help you conquer the world. If you want to save the world, I will help you save the world. I will give you everything you want."
Xie Ze: "No, I just want you to like me."
A certain entertainment industry financier: "Sleep with me, and this script will be yours."
Xie Ze: "Good" is actually in the heart ((ノ=Д=)ノ┻━┻)
A certain interstellar Alpha general: "Aze, I will give you my life, and you will give me your heart."
Xie Ze: "No, as long as you like me."
A certain apocalyptic zombie: "Aze, I will give you my body."
Xie Ze: "That's great!"
……
System Lord: "Xie Ze, are you interested?"
Xie Ze: "You have already eaten me!"
System: "Scumbag!"
Xie Ze: "My body has been sold, and you still have the nerve to say it!"
(The Lord accepts it, it's sweet but not cruel (^_^))
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