In the quiet conference room, the applicant officer took Qiao Nan's resume and looked at it again and again.
"Miss Qiao, right? Congratulations on joining Wangyuan Group. From today on, you will be a salesperson of our company."
"But... I'm applying for a job as a doorman." (￢_￢)
Qiao Nan has seen through the oppressive nature of society, and is unwilling to follow the crowd, wanting to stay away from the fast pace of life. After several rounds of business, I found a small company in a leisurely town, and I wanted to work as a janitor until I retired.
But since it's on the surface, let's do it, I'm too lazy to change it.
But the customers here are all gloomy and not angry at all.
"Because they are not alive..." The assistant said.
Haha, it turns out that my job is to deal with the dead.
It seems more suitable for me as a doorman.
I would like to live a salty life, but my assistant forces me to fight hard.
If he is willing to sacrifice his beauty, he can also work hard.
Come on, touch it for me
(*'ε`*)
"Go away!!!"
Customer ①Little girl who fell to death
Qiao (=^?^=): Hey, what is your wish?
Little girl: I want to eat cake.
Qiao: ... Emotion is a foodie. (^-人-^)
Customer ②Sudden death kills Matt
Qiao: Your look is quite unique~
Shamate: I have a vision and a lot of money!
Joe: What wish?
Shamate: It's not a big deal. I want to change my hairstyle again. Just this. Look, the top half is the most popular rainbow color, and the bottom half is colorful black. It will create an explosive effect... Hey, hey, why did you leave? Eh...
(Change the guest. "Qiao, whisper"
The customer is God, we have no right to choose God "Assistant refuses"
When she is satisfied, I will be ugly enough to see God @Joe, (；д；)
..."Assistant")
Customer ③Ruthless Forensic
Joe: What wish? (→_→)
Forensic doctor: There are still a few corpses in the morgue. Please help me dig them up.
Joe: Have a grievance? ?(?'?'? )??????
Forensic: No, I have obsessive-compulsive disorder.
(￢_￢)
Guest④To be determined
Intention: If you come out to fool around, you will always have to pay back