After sleeping for thousands of years, Xiaobaolong woke up and discovered something in horror. His men were kidnapped by an alien species.
The exotic species stood in front of a black box, and the white bear general holding it yelled: "One thousand yuan, one thousand yuan, you can't buy it, you can't buy it, you can't be cheated, you can have a dancing bear for one thousand yuan..."
"Five thousand yuan, five thousand yuan, you can wake up to the singing of the little oriole every morning..."
The little tyrannosaurus was furious and rushed to rescue his subjects...
Lin Zong hugged the little tyrannosaurus and said, "Two hundred yuan, two hundred yuan, take the big bald cat home..."
Xiao Banglong tilted his head: "Huh?"
When the custody rights of all the subjects were sold by this alien species, and countless new parents rushed to send rockets and yachts to their cubs to keep them fed and clothed, no one wanted the baby tyrannosaurus.
The lonely little tyrannosaurus finally figured it out.
They disliked him for not being able to sing, dance, or act cute...
Not yet hairy...
Lin Zong's perspective:
Lin Zong picked up a thin, bald, ugly cat.
Big cats are not cute, have no special skills, and can still eat...
Lin Zong quickly ate up all of Lin Zong's salary, so Lin Zong put him on the Internet to sell custody rights to his parents at a price of 200 yuan.
It has been on the market for two years and has not been sold.
One day, the baby Tyrannosaurus accidentally fell off his horse. Lin Zong squatted beside him and thought for a long time before poking his fat face: "Hey, we don't want to look for parents anymore. How about I find you a rich woman?"
Irritated and powerful dragons attack x heartless and optimistic humans suffer
Mission: Even in adversity, we should face it optimistically