Xia Ge once traveled through time and became the AI bionic robot of a certain boss in the interstellar era.
All the data of this robot are set according to the big man's dream of Bai Yueguang. From appearance to figure, from voice to personality, it is as gentle and gentle as that person, as gentle as the wind.
It can be said to be a perfect AI stand-in robot.
However, on the day Xia Ge traveled to the past, the numerical program of the stand-in AI completely collapsed.
Lu Xingshen looked at Kuangbiao, who was running around the room and screaming "I'm alive!" And felt that his perfect stand-in robot must have been infected with a virus, so the program was messed up like this.
Three days later, Xia Ge was surprised to find that his soul was so powerful that he had been through the anti-virus program a hundred times without being driven out of this perfect body.
Lu Xingshen took him back to the factory. After checking it, the factory said there was nothing they could do. Even the formatting didn't work. They said this might be the legendary AI becoming autonomous, and he suggested reporting it.
Small Theater
Before leaving,
Xia Ge: Will I be dismantled when I return it to the factory for repair?
Lu Xingshen: What, are you afraid?
Xia Ge: No, I was just thinking, if it needs to be demolished, could you give me a larger one here?
After some time.
Lu Xingshen: Do you still want to replace parts?
Xia Ge: Think and think!
Lu Xingshen looked indifferent: Oh, I'll give you a larger PP.
Xia Ge:? ? ? This is different from what I thought!
Still a small theater
Many days later.
Lu Xingshen and Bai Yueguang were enjoying dinner when they suddenly received a message and stood up to leave.
Bai Yueguang: Are you going to accompany him again?
Lu Xingshen: Sorry.
Bai Yueguang: (on the verge of tears) What is so good about him...
Lu Xingshen: (If you don't go back, your home will be demolished. I have a headache.) It's too late to explain. Let's talk next time.
Ten minutes later.
Xia Ge, who was in the middle of a carnival at home: Why are you back? ! Didn't you go with your Bai Yueguang...
Lu Xingshen: Yes... Why did I come back? (Death stare)
Xia Ge:.
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Erha is an artificially mentally retarded Yazi who is not very smart.
He was a bit sick and attacked with disease. After being driven crazy, he used poison to fight poison and became a normal person.
In a sense, it can be regarded as a healing article... Right?
[This is an idea from 2020, and I have taken a screenshot to save it!
Welcome to collect my pre-received articles! The copy is below, choose one of the two and open it.
Sand Glyph ↓
"Goldfinger is a style remote control [unlimited]"
The painting-style remote control is a rare item that can affect the protagonist and people around him at the same time.
The buttons on it become more and more weird as they are upgraded. At first, they were romantic romance, suspense reasoning, and bloody ethics.
Later, there were strange channels such as Jinjiang Pure Love, Sha Diao Zhonger, and Free Begonia.
The moment I pressed [Free Haitang], something terrible happened...
Ancient Danchuan calligraphy↓
"Crazy criticizing Master for wanting to be offended by the following"
The Master grabbed the former Son of Destiny by his collar and whispered in his ear,
"This is no longer your world. If you don't want to call me Master, I will teach you how to live as an ant."
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Advance messages from gay friends
"No One Wants Pheromones as Inhibitors" by Gong Zirou
As an Omega, the pheromones produced by Shou have a special taste. Once you smell it, you will wilt, and if you smell it again, you will be infertile.
As an Alpha, Gong's pheromones have been out of control all year round, forcing him to become a sage for many years.
After meeting Sue, Gong felt excitement for the first time: Thank you for the invitation, no one asked me to take him away.
Intention: It's good to be alive, life is the best!
