The Story of How I Became a Buddha Immediately

Once upon a time, countless gods and Buddhas fell into deep sleep because their spiritual energy gradually disappeared. And with the development of the times, after surpassing the rumored doomsday era, this planet ushered in a new life. At the same time, spiritual energy gradually revived, bringing about the awakening of gods and Buddhas. A certain forum: [Shocked! What should I do if I suddenly realize that I have become a Buddha immediately? ! 1L: First check if your little brother is still there? It is said that Buddha has no gender. 2L: Hahaha, big brother is so awesome! 3L: Then the poster can worship himself from now on, instead of worshiping other gods. ……. Ye Qingchuan became a Buddha immediately. He was very scared at first, but then he realized a question: Is Guanyin a male or a female? *********** "Welcome to Honghuang Vocational Training and Technical College, I am the vice principal - Fuxi." "This school upholds the teaching tenet of treating everyone equally. Regardless of whether you are a human being or not, you can get a good education here. Our kind teachers will teach you how to develop your own strengths in a friendly way." "Goddess Nuwa personally started a class to teach how to create a new race!" "Great God Pangu has once again defeated all laws with one force, and will teach you how to create the world! Of course, this does not include incarnating all things." "Nezha and Ao Bing are fighting again after thousands of years! Can the blood feud of life and death be resolved in an online game? Stay tuned!" "The Demon King from the Western Hell will personally teach you how I was exploited by God this week and finally succeeded in rebelling against the enemy!" "Notice from the Academic Affairs Office: Please, the Greek exchange student Cupid, please hand over all dangerous items such as golden arrows to the school for disposal, otherwise we will take compulsory measures!" When he first arrived, Ye Qingchuan, who had a compassionate look on his face, looked at the strange students in this school and fell into deep thought. Why exactly does this happen? "Classmate, I see you are very distressed? Why don't you drink a cup of tea and think about it slowly?" "Oh, thank you. Where is the principal?" "My name is not Po Meng, and I don't want to give you Wangchuan water! So please don't tell the principal, okay?!" "..." Purpose: To explore how people can stay awake, face reality, and keep their true intentions after having power. But when you do good deeds, don't ask why