[The new article "The Taotie is delicate and delicate in eighty" has been published, please add it to your collection]
Bai Doudou graduated from the special training class for the God of Death. In order to get her head back and start working, she entered a book about real and fake rich and powerful families.
Soon she discovered that things were not simple. She was wearing the wrong clothes:
My brother will become a paranoid young emperor who takes advantage of others by force.
My bestie will be a perfect green tea in the future.
Xiao Zhuma will be the strongest son-in-law with antisocial personality in the future.
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A collection of the tragic childhoods of the protagonists in male and female videos? !
There is no worst, only worse. Only when you grow up can you become stronger.
Bai Doudou came out carrying a huge scythe, but he was well-behaved and polite: "Can I knock off your milk bottle?"
This is the danger of society!
Is your childhood shadowed today?
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Mr. Lu picked up a three-and-a-half-year-old little Grim Reaper. Other gods of death used scythes to kill evil spirits, but this one was better... The lawn at home was all plowed away, and the ghosts were brought home in the form of flowers. This made Mr. Lu even worse, who was already afraid of ghosts.
Mr. Lu: You only know how to weed?
Bai Doudou thought about it seriously: It can still scare people.
She climbed out of the LCD TV, but halfway through... Mr. Lu turned off the TV, and Bai Doudou was stuck there awkwardly.
Waiting for daybreak, Bai Doudou stretched out his chubby hand: Third Grandpa, give me a hug~
He was obviously terribly wronged, and his big eyes were filled with golden peas, but he was too stubborn to cry.
Mr. Lu touched her head: "Children can cry if they want."
Bai Doudou is in a dilemma: But the principal said that the God of Death is fierce and he cannot cry.
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After living with Mr. Lu for a long time, Bai Doudou discovered a shocking secret.
Bai Doudou: Isn't Third Grandpa a human too?
Third Master Lu Feng Qingyundan: Well, I am the Ghost King.
Because I was afraid of ghosts, I wore books to practice my courage.
Bai Doudou held up his fake head: Aren't Third Grandpa afraid of me?
Mr. Lu smiled and said nothing.
I have never seen such a cute little devil.
#Really looking for brains every day, not scary, the heroine heals everyone#
#grandpa is the male protagonist and has no blood relationship with the female protagonist#
#There are few romance dramas, the child is still young, don't be impatient, just take care of him#
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Pre-received article: "The Taotie is delicate and delicate in eighty". Please collect it.
Yun Xiaojiu is a little ferocious beast. In addition to eating every day, it only makes noises. One day, it accidentally slipped into a period novel.
The Yun family gave birth to eight grandchildren in a row, and finally got an eldest granddaughter. The whole family loved and pampered her like a golden pimple.
The villagers thought that the granddaughter of the Yun family must be very fierce. After all, they were a top-notch family, and they would grab every goose they saw.
Until the aunt of the Yun family came out for a walk with Yun Xiaojiu, who had just turned one month old, her little breasts were pink and tender, her eyelashes were curled and long, and her big eyes were always covered with two golden peas. She wanted to cry or not, but her face was full of blood.
"Auntie, what's wrong with Xiaojiu?"
The eldest aunt of the Yun family glanced at Yun Xiaojiu and hurried home, "What's wrong, I'm hungry again."
In less than a year since the little ferocious beast came to the Yun family, the Yun family has undergone earth-shaking changes.
My mother, who is so delicious but lazy but a bitch, goes to town from early to late to sell breakfast at a stall.
The vicious grandma who relied on her old man and betrayed her old man suddenly had her house in order.
The little bastard father who had been missing for more than a year after the tractor drove into the river is back
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The family worked together, and their daily lives became better and better, becoming the first "ten thousand yuan household" in eight towns in ten miles and eighty miles.
And most of the credit for this must go to Yun Xiaojiu. She is so good at eating. If she doesn't work hard to earn rations for her child, the child will starve to death.
[Little Taotie leads his family out of poverty and becomes prosperous by eating]
[A family's daily routine of hilarious chicken-flying-dog-jumping]
Purpose: Children, may you be treated gently by the world