Have You Become a Potato Addict Because You Like Eating Potatoes Too Much?

First Life Copywriter: My favorite food has become me? God knows how hard it is for me to resist eating myself every day. I went to a rich man's house for drinking, and he still ate potatoes every day. How could I tolerate this? Who knows if he will eat me? A certain attacker: Yes. Second Life: Why does my apprentice become more and more crooked as time goes by? After cleaning up the world, are you going to clean up me? Run away quickly! The third life: The apprentice is so immortal that he has become the king of the ghost world and is about to crawl out. For the sake of peace in the world, I am so righteous that I join the ghost world and save it myself! Set in ancient times, fairy, short story, brainless, funny, first person, main subject, he A little potato with a bad heart and a sharp mouth × a knife with a mouth and a tofu heart attack first person It's over! There are a lot of bugs, please fix them when you have time, please add them to your collection! ! ! The next chapter is being written. In one sentence, it is the story of the cold-hearted Immortal Shou who masters the laws of heaven and earth and his deviant leader of the demonic world, who fight and fall in love with each other. Some cute things that come to mind: Our little boy stood up! ! ! Our devil is aboveboard and our subordinates are loyal! "Do you think I am a bird in your hand? This is an indestructible cage for you? You are wrong. I am not your bird. You can't control me!" "Do you hate me so much? There is no affection between you and me?" "You, a demon, have killed tens of millions of people in my immortal clan and slaved mortals for three hundred years. How can you have the nerve to talk about love?" "Bai Jun, the devil is dead, what do you think of Qingzhou?" "What can I do if I don't get pregnant?" "Bai Jun, then why don't you dare to look at me! There is love in your eyes, right?" "Qingzhou, I just hate that I wasn't ruthless enough and listened to a lot of your nonsense." "Oh, Mr. Bai, I wanted to spare your life." Unexpectedly, Qingzhou Jun stood up without any signs of illness. "You... What?" "Since I have been called a demon king by you, I will naturally treat you as a demon king for a day. Otherwise, who are you going to be a concubine for?" Bai Jun wanted to kill himself, but was stopped by the devil. The devil said: "Bai Jun, I will not kill you today, because my heart is with you and I love you. Now that you and I are in different camps, I understand all kinds of last resorts. I will let you go, but please go back and plan. I will wait for you to kill me again." The second time against the enemy. The devil first asked: "Have you brought the breast mirror? How many life-saving charms have you brought? Are the immortal weapons damaged? Do you still have enough spiritual stones?" Bai Jun blushed with embarrassment, and he chopped directly at the devil. The demon said while blocking the attack: "What do the immortals say about you? Are you being wronged?" "Get out!" "Your heart has been shaken. Go back and be quiet first." "You destroyed me!" "Bai Jun, is this all you do? You keep saying you are for the sake of the world, but it turns out they are just empty words." "Qingzhou, kill me!" "I won't kill you, I want you to kill me." "Then just accept your death!" "I don't." Bai Jun was furious and attacked his heart, and he vomited three liters of blood. Qingzhou tapped his acupuncture points and put him in his camp to rest. "What are you doing?" Bai Jun was puzzled. "I beg you to stay focused and never give up." "Today's battle is like child's play to you. Everything I have done before is all a joke. I am laughed at by everyone in the world, I am laughed at by my relatives, and I am laughed at by you demon clan people. I am not afraid of people laughing. But you just don't laugh. Are you pretending just to see me break my heart for you? And then abandon me like a shoe? It is really a joke to fall in love with you." "Bai Jun lives a clear life. If he was born into a demon clan..." "There are no ifs. Next time, I will be better." "I'm waiting for you to kill me." Round three. "I'll give you ten cities in exchange for my chop." "You stay with me all night and I'll give you a hundred seats." "Get lost." Then Bai Jun became disabled and lay on the devil's bed for several more days. "Qingzhou Lord, why don't you kill me?" "If you die, there will be no more interesting people in the world." "What's good about me?" "Asking knowingly." "Gone." "Welcome to come again next time." "Get lost." In the fourth round, Bai Jun prepared to seduce and hold him back. The seduction is very good, Bai Jun dragged himself into it. In the fifth episode, Lord Bai had been dormant for five years. The knife was placed on the devil's neck, but Lord Bai could not take action anymore. The devil said: "My king has grown up, and the world will give you an immortal king." Bai Jun said: "What about you?" "Qingzhou's sins are unforgivable. I wish to be a small concubine and serve the Immortal Lord until he ascends to godhood." "Qingzhou, I..." "My heart has been fond of Mr. Bai for a long time, and I know Mr. Bai is also like my heart." "When... You knew?" Bai Jun blushed again. "You know it the first time you see it, and you never waver." Hahahaha, sleep with your neck crossed, hahaha! Purpose: Everyone must eat potatoes well, otherwise they will have nothing to eat, and everyone must be good children who do not waste food.