As a supporting character in the novel, I live in fear of death every day, fearing that something will happen to me in the next second.
Today either A was killed by a pearl while drinking milk tea, or B was crushed to death by a flowerpot accidentally dropped from the balcony of a residential building...
Only the protagonists! The gleaming golden life blessing makes their life smooth, just like the flesh falling off the body of the author's villain!
Author: Haha, I will take more care of the lost weight?
Me (wiping away cold sweat): Ahaha... A metaphor, just a metaphor.
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On this day when the wind and sun are sluggish and the grass is like withered leaves, the miserable office worker is forced to eat the hot pot invited by the protagonist, which completely opens up her dark and unlucky life...
White Lotus No. 1 (Pointing at me): The reason why you are not with me is because of her! ?
Male Protagonist No. 1: Yes...
White Lotus No. 2 (Crying): She looks so ugly, ugh... Her face is full of acne, her pores are enlarged and she is unkempt! How could you fall in love with such a non-human being!
Male Protagonist No. 1: I...
White Lotus No. 1 And No. 2 Lined up and gave me a big mouthful
Me: What did I do wrong? !
White Lotus Three is ready to go...
Me (panicked): System! !
System: Call me.
"Pia!"
Purpose: Promote the virtues of socialist friendship