In the Slytherin cellar, Draco picked the petals and said to Pansy: "Hey, look, even the petals say that Harry likes me." Pansy: ... Okay, you're right.
In Gryffindor Tower, Harry counted the lines of the paper on the parchment and sighed: Alas, why is it 520 when writing a paper? How many lines did that idiot Draco write?
Hermione: ... Should I tell Harry that the 520 lines he wrote are not 20 inches long.
Pansy & Hermione: I've had enough of these two idiots!
Concept: A sweet love story between two fools.