
This Fox Is Really Not Born to Me
这狐狸真不是我生的
by Li Da (里哒)
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 173k Words
- Chapters
- 71
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Updated
- 5y ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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Pre-collection of "I became a group favorite after wearing books", "I was a group favorite in ancient times (through books)" and the author's column, please collect it~ —— Copywriting of this article: Little Jinlong Yuanli picked up a little fox on his way back to the deep sea, and took it back after seeing its cuteness. One time, just to save face, he lied and said that the little fox was Shi Yanze's child, and that he sucked the little fox out of revenge. Unexpectedly, later... A big event happened recently in the Dragon Clan: I heard that their young Highness Yuan Li was deceived by the ancient demon of the Fox Clan, Shi Yanze, and gave birth to a fox cub. She looks no bigger than a palm, beautiful, delicate, and cute. In the words of their dragon clan: Even a hundred in one mouthful is too small. No wonder others say that vixens and vixens are good for nothing but good looks! This matter was originally just a secret of the Dragon Clan, but later spread quickly under the operation of a certain ancient demon of the Fox Clan: Chief of the White Tiger Clan: If you don't believe the rumors, don't make them, and don't spread them. Chief of the Phoenix Clan: Ha! Sure enough, he has a leg. No wonder Shi Yanze doesn't even like so many beautiful birds in our Phoenix tribe! Fox Clan Chief: Really? I don't know~ Maybe it is, maybe it's not. Later, Long Yuanli planted a fairy grass with spiritual power more than a hundred times higher than ordinary fairy grass in the world of cultivation, which could solve the dilemma of lack of spiritual power in the world of cultivation: The chief of the White Tiger Clan said to everyone he met: I knew Yuan Li and Shi Yanze were husband and wife! When they become Taoist partners, I will definitely give them generous gifts! The leader of the Phoenix Clan sent a group of beauties over for marriage: even if they can't be used as concubines, they can still be kept for eye candy. Only the fox clan can win by relying on a little fox to act cute. Not only are they not ashamed of this, but they proudly puff up their little chests: As expected of our ancestors! Note: The little fox attacks itself ———— The copy of the pre-received article "I became the group's favorite after wearing the book": Jiang Yuanhong opened his eyes and became the cowardly and incompetent cannon fodder emperor in Dian's novel who was controlled by the male protagonist the regent. He was defeated by the regent at the age of twenty. Jiang Yuanhong, who learned the plot: Weak and helpless. Fortunately, the late emperor had just passed away when he first came across. After the escape plan failed, Jiang Yuanhong decided to gain favor with the protagonist group and survive. When the young general saw him, he thought it was insulting to call him a novice, and kept saying that chickens were more powerful than him and the meat was more delicious. Jiang Yuanhong made him a whole chicken feast. From then on, the young general regarded him as his half-brother. When his parents told him that it was disrespectful to treat the emperor as a brother, he, a straight man with terminal cancer, said that he should marry his sister to the emperor so that they could become a family. "My dear, I actually don't like women." "Then it's not impossible for me to enter the harem." When the alienated prime minister felt that the little emperor was disgusting and childish, he proposed papermaking, cement, and drugs, improved people's livelihood, defended the border, and dug into the regent's corner to make the beautiful prime minister defect and support him, and fight with the regent every day. "My dear, I see that you guys have a headache every day when you go to court and argue." "Your Majesty is right, it's all the regent's fault for his ambition!" When the powerful regent was thinking about who to operate on today, Jiang Yuanhong, who had turned into a cat and was kept in captivity by the regent, was so angry that he slapped his flesh pad. The regent immediately put down the knife and hugged the cat: "Yuanyuan's hand hurts? I will kiss you and it won't hurt." Later, the regent found out that Jiang Yuanhong was his cat, and he felt that the dragon chair was no longer fragrant. "Why, even the dragon chair can't satisfy you anymore?" "Yes, only those on the dragon throne can satisfy my ambition." Later, Jiang Yuanhong lay on the bed and hammered the bed: No wonder I believed what that bitch said on the dragon bed. ———— Advance copy copy of "I Was a Group Favorite in Ancient Times (Chuan Shu)" When Xia Qing wakes up, he travels back in time to a beautiful young prince with the same name and surname as himself in the novel "Qi Jia Shuang Wen" he finished reading before going to bed. He was spoiled and became a master of heaven and earth, and was finally sentenced to death by a tyrant. Fortunately, he is still a three-headed man, and the future protagonist Tiantuan has not yet grown up. Xia Qing decided to hug the protagonist tightly and stay away from the tyrant. When the future general who was frightened by the enemy was slapped on the palm by the Imperial Concubine, the young prince stretched out his chubby hand and handed over a medicine bottle: "I prepared this medicine myself, brother, take it." The young man said in disdain, "Are you trying to poison me?" He secretly applied the medicine and didn't forget to show off to his classmates. The next day, word of the medicine's miraculous effects spread throughout the Imperial College, and the remaining half of the bottle was divided among them. The young man cursed and held a grudge for most of the year. When the young prime minister who would be the most powerful man in the future fell ill and lost his appetite, the young prince used his short legs to direct people to make mouth-watering delicacies: "Brother, eat, eat so that you can play with Qing'er." The young man gave a cold "hmm", and as soon as the others left, he turned and walked towards the dining table. Even if his stomach ached, he was reluctant to give even a tiny bit to his biological father. Soon, the food spread all over the capital, and when even the largest restaurants came to ask for the recipe, the young man clutched the recipe tightly: It was impossible to give him ten thousand taels! When the prince in the book, who will be a tyrant in the future and becomes a tyrant in the future, wants to recruit a companion to read, and the imperial edict indicates that Xia Qing should go, the young prince pointed at him timidly: "I, I am too young and stupid, I can't be a companion. And Cece and I have made an appointment to study together in the future." Outsiders couldn't find a way to flatter him, but the eunuch who never gave others a good look was smiling like a flower: "That's right, the little prince said that Cece is the seventh prince, and we should study together." The little prince thought about the tyrant in the book who would become everyone's respect and fear in the future, and then thought about the little friend who would pester him every day to sleep with him, and would have tantrums and need to be coaxed if he didn't hold hands. A big question mark popped up in his little head: The book didn't say that this tyrant was made of sticky cakes when he was a child! Want to hug the main character's thigh? Just want to be a salted fish but end up becoming the richest man. Only allowed to be hugged by his own thigh? Always want to cause trouble and always do good deeds in the end. Purpose: Cherish and protect endangered animals





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