When I took the soup from the old lady, I felt that the soup was a bit short, so I secretly added some water from the river.
After drinking, I found myself in a ditch where I didn't understand the language, was poor and backward - as a newborn.
But the newborn couldn't even afford water and milk, and the family didn't even have a pair of slippers.
The hard rice is mixed with wheat bran and fine gravel, and the same yellow color as the lattice - people call it miso - is the only choice to enhance the freshness.
There is no need to put any salt in it. It will either kill you with salt or make your teeth clutter.
After eating a bowl of brown rice, I felt that something was wrong with the world.
After starving for five meals a day, I felt sad and my eyes turned red... I remembered the memories of my previous life.
Damn it, I'm an Uchiha!
But what's the use, Uchiha will be hungry too!
... According to the setting of the manga, two Uchiha can destroy the world. I have a whole family of Uchiha, but they don't even have enough to eat?
How unreasonable!
I slapped the table, stood up, spread out the map, picked up my four younger brothers, and started the round table meeting.
"There are five big countries, just enough for Wuchang rice. Each of us will share one. Let's agree first, I want the seafood country." I pointed to the rightmost archipelago, my eyes almost bursting with flames.
Four younger brothers: "..."
The two youngest brothers looked at the second brother.
I have two kings in my name and a civil servant to assist my second brother, who is destined to be a master: "Sister, the climate of the Water Country is humid and separated by the ocean, so it is not the first choice."
My third brother, who has a name as cold as white water in jade and as gentle as Mrs. Hua next door, pointed to the middle of the map and said, "The Kingdom of Fire is the most suitable. There is a large food country at the top, the Country of Iron, the home of craftsmen on the right, and the sea below has a lot of aquatic products."
Me: "That's good. I will appoint you as the general of the Fire Country. My third brother will go to the Fire Country to govern tomorrow."
The two older brothers laughed in unison, while the two younger brothers curled up their sleeves nervously.
…
Madara and Izuna just thought that their sister was talking nonsense again and had whimsical thoughts. After they skillfully coaxed people, they found that their sister had not covered herself with a quilt and had a spring dream.
But...
The always aloof Daimyo of the Fire Country knelt tremblingly in front of Uchiha, and even the family ministers did not dare to raise their heads in fear.
"From now on, this country will be renamed the Hot Country. You must grow peppers. Do you understand?"
Madara & Izuna: "..." Wait, what did they miss? !
It seems like just yesterday that my sister wanted to eat seafood!
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Uchiha no-brainer cool article
Does not involve Boruto settings
The core is probably funny food articles
The dimensional wall is always cracked, leaving it to the God of Time and Space
Concept: Hunger is the driving force of evolution! May everyone have a happy ending.