Gotham babe Bruce Wayne aka Batman discovers something is very, very wrong with his new bodyguard
World War II veteran Steve Rogers aka Captain America discovers something is very, very wrong with his new employer.
What if Captain did not sink into the Arctic Ocean seventy years ago, but entered the DC world under the influence of the Cosmic Cube?
On his way to earn a living, a penniless centenarian saw a piece of paper blown down by the wind, which read: Wayne Group is recruiting personal bodyguards for the president.
Rogers: We need a plan.
Bruce: Very good, I have several plans, which one do you choose?
Rogers: ...
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Brucie: Last cookie, I promise, Afu.
Ah Fu: Pay attention to your figure, Master. Oh no, Master, I have already customized three suits for you. If you get fatter, you won't even be able to fit into the bat suit...
Rogers: Another plate of cookies, thank you, Alfred.
Afu: Okay, Mr. Rogers.
Bruce:? ? ? Why
Rogers: I can't get fat by eating.
Identity memes, bodyguard memes, Steve Rogers/Bruce Wayne slashes represent offense and reception
Concept: DC Marvel Super Smash Bros.
