[Thank you + Sisyphus is not named hope + big cover and handwritten font]
"What are you doing?" He heard a crisp ring from his cell phone.
Su Qiaoqiao quickly put away her phone and wanted to run out, but was pulled back by the man's cold hands.
Su Qiaoqiao hurriedly pointed to the top of her head and said: "It's nothing, it's just that... The ceiling... Above your head... It looks pretty good. I'm going to go to the vegetable market... Bah, go to the mall and buy one."
Ouyang Zhe laughed and said, "Can you still buy your ceiling?"
Su Qiaoqiao:......
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"What about that, Lao Jiayuan, let me ask you something..."
"Speak."
"You said... That's what..." Su Qiaoqiao stuttered and didn't know what to make of this mess. She always had a dog's mouth and could only spit out "handsome guy" without any connotation.
"It's just that you said Yi Lao... Ah no... He is much younger, handsome, very gentle and kind..." I even believed myself, so fart.
"What do you want to say?" Lao Jiayuan was impatient.
"What should I get you for your birthday?"
Lao Jiayuan raised his eyebrows, with a "kind" look on his face, and said: "Trick."
"..."
"Nervous... Mental... Illness..."
What kind of gift should I give to an old man who can obtain a marriage certificate and has the ability to act and still live together?
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In the bathroom, Su Qiaoqiao was asked what his relationship was with Ouyang Zhe.
So she said in a hurry: "He and I are already married!"
After coming out of the toilet, Su Qiaoqiao walked to the small garden with Ouyang Zhe in her arms and let go of him.
Ouyang Zhe asked: "Explain, why am I your boyfriend?"
Obviously getting married!
Su Qiaoqiao cleared her mouth and said: "No, I just saw that a young lady wants to hook up with you. Look, it's not good for me to send your WeChat message to others, right? So, I will tell her that I am your girlfriend!"
Ouyang Zhe sneered, tilted his head and looked at Su Qiaoqiao and said, "So I still have to thank Qiaoqiao?"
Su Qiaoqiao quickly replied: "It's a small matter, anyway, I can act as a friend in the next blind date. The person you like is 30 and a half hours, the girlfriend is 50 and a half hours, and the lover is 80 and a half hours. If you can't order simulated wedding photos online, give me your photos and I will take them for a photo." She paused and added: "But this one is more expensive, it costs 100!"
Ouyang Zhe:......
Concept: A psychotic girl with a big fart who is very aggressive at first, vs. A man who is quite cold at first, but after getting along with the crazy girl for a long time, he talks more.
