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Bad luck constitution + declining god buff = bad luck god
Falling on flat ground when walking, insects when eating;
It will rain when you go out, but it will be sunny when you hold an umbrella;
Working as a waiter in three Huangqian stores;
The boss sent me tears, please don't come!
Chen Chen said, "Is it okay for me to stay at home and not go out?"
The next day, he went out to buy instant noodles to fill his stomach.
In a convenience store, Chen Chen was about to open the bag of instant noodles at the counter.
Shopkeeper: "Hello, we don't provide noodles cooking service."
Chen Chen smiled politely: "You don't have to cook it for me. I just want to ask, if there is no seasoning packet, can you replace it?"
The clerk was silent for two seconds: "If you take it apart on the spot, you can replace it..."
So, there were three bags of instant noodles in a row, but there were no seasoning packets in each bag.
Chen Chen smiled: Please try another one, thank you.
Shop assistant:......
Hao Yun, who happened to be out shopping, couldn't stand it anymore. He took a bag of instant noodles from the shelf and handed it over, "Try?"
Chen Chen took it with a smile, "Okay!"
I saw a small red card lying quietly next to the seasoning bag.
"Congratulations on winning!"
Chen Chen: Keep your head down and keep walking along the road. If you are unlucky, you will hit a telephone pole. If you are lucky... You will hit him in his arms!
Hao Yun: I don't know why, but I always see a person hitting a telephone pole.
[Reading Guide]
1. Slightly supernatural and metaphysical, focusing on literature, there may be a lot of reversals.
2. Emotional double arrow, 1v1.
3. True bad luck, the sand sculpture loves to laugh and attack, x false good luck is cold, restrained and accepting.
4. Favoring each other, being very naughty when attacking, being very supportive when receiving, Hao Yun = good luck.
5. The first rule of not being unlucky: hold hands first and then kiss.
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#The main drama is now delayed in advance: "The patient is disobedient again today"
There was a fire in the ward, so the two people ran away.
Gu Yan, a twenty-one-year-old college student who has just graduated and is interviewing, has not yet had time to enjoy his dazzling life.
He was sent to a lunatic asylum by his so-called family.
While escaping here, he also kidnapped a patient.
No one can be trusted here, including yourself!
You see, I lied to you in the second sentence.
"Small theater"
Shen Qing: I dreamed about you last night.
Gu Yan:? ? ?
Shen Qing: I dreamed that I stole your instant noodle seasoning packet and you kept scolding me while you were cooking the noodles.
Gu Yan: Are you so crazy?
Shen Qing: Yes, that's what he was scolded like!
"Reading Guide"
1. If anything is not serious, it will be a waste of time.
2. The protagonist is having fun in a madhouse.
3.17 Patient stories.
4. Irritated, paranoid and aggressive x looks cute and complains.
5. Attacking him is both skinny and wasteful.
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Jiujiu: Thank you to every little cutie for your support! (^O^)/
Intention: Birth cannot be decided, but the future can be chosen. Face all setbacks with a smile.
