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#If the skin is not on my legs, I lose#
A technical geek: I'm really just a weak technical geek.
People who are being persecuted day and night: I believe you are a ghost
Fragment one:
A certain Siberian hamster: (pointing to his empty room) Teacher, why did you dismantle my new computer again!
An unlearned teacher: (showing hands) Who told you that all your computers are the latest models? You have so many computers anyway, why would you dismantle one for your teacher?
A certain Siberian hamster: ... Teacher, can you stop playing with my hat? I am talking to you.
Fragment two:
Chuya: (serious face) Leader, that one is here again
Sen Zhazha: (horrified) No! My poor Alice-chan! My poor computer!
Alice-chan: (cheering) Yeah! You can play (hack) the computer again!
Sen Zhazha: (Painful) No! Alice-chan, my computer cannot be hacked, there are Port Mafia confidential files on it!
Fragment three:
Dundun: (hugging his chubby self) Please... Please don't lift my tail anymore. If you stroke my tail again, I will become bald qaq
A certain fur lover: (continues to masturbate) Just one stroke and another stroke. I have helped you hack the computer of the International Organization for Animal Protection. Their latest hair care cream will be sent to you soon. Remember to take good care of it.
Dundun: (trembling) Mr. Ranbu, please help me.
Ranbu Maomao: (smirking) Fortunately, the famous detective was smart and pushed the human tiger out in time, otherwise this cat's fur would have been miserable.
Note:
1: I don't know if there is CP in this article, it depends on the situation.
2: A work to cause trouble, purely for the purpose of causing trouble
3: Buddhism update
Concept: A man standing at the top of the world - a technical nerd
Have I fallen into the trap again? ? ?