I Swear Not to Be a Good Husband

The "Buddhist" Master Gong who is cold on the outside and hot on the inside vs. The joyful and shameless "drama queen" disciple Shou Luo Xiaotian, who died young, passed through the book and was reborn, but this time, it seemed that he was going to die earlier and more tragically. In order to live up to one's life ideal: it is better to die than to live in vain. Therefore, he decided to stay away from the source of all misfortune - Master Gu Yanjun. "Master, I burned the book you cherish. Please don't be merciful and expel me from your master as soon as possible." Gu Yanjun still calmly refused: "Oh, that book, I have memorized it by heart, so just burn it." "..." "Master, I dumped my junior sister. I'm a scumbag. I'm going to face the wall and think about it now." "Oh, little junior sister, you two are incompatible with each other and the five elements are incompatible with each other. You took the initiative to dump her for her own good. Don't think twice about it." "..." "Master, this is the most handsome young man in the ten miles and eight villages. If you choose one more, you will really become an old bachelor." "No, don't I still have you?" "Um... The gas is not turned off at home. I'm going home to take a breath of gas." Just when he got what he wanted and finally entered the world on his own, he realized that he was really just a piece of ribs in the eyes of monsters and monsters. He hugged Gu Yanjun's thigh tightly and slapped him in the face: Master, do you still need a living body to warm your baby? (Implication: Master, do you still want me?) Gu Yanjun raised his feet and said, "Let me give you a foot massage first." (Implication: I want it, I want it!) . PS: The protagonist is a dramatist and a charlatan. If you don't like this type of character, you should avoid lightning. Intention: He has always believed that this long life will usher in his own glow after the clouds and mists dissipate.