[Havoc in Heaven, Crazy Steel-toothed Rabbit vs. The Return of the King, the Dark Avenger]
Crazy literature, the heroine, who thought she was going to die, went crazy and offended everyone, but suddenly found that she could not die.
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As a little fairy maid of Xiaoyao Palace, Qiu Si has never been close to Xiaoyao.
The whole day was spent either serving tea or water, or being scolded and trained. Even if he did nothing, he had to stand obediently behind the highnesses and be ready at any time. At critical moments, he even had to take the blame for the noble highnesses and block the bullets.
She thought she could only be a humble little fairy maid for the rest of her life, until one day Lord Lize announced that she had found her long-lost daughter.
Good news: That daughter is her, and from now on she will also be a noble Highness.
Bad news: Lize Shenzun's lineage has the important responsibility of protecting the common people. In every generation, one person will die to fill the ruins, and she is the unlucky one chosen.
The identity can be faked, but the curse pattern cannot be faked. When the bright red magic lines covered her body, it was the day she died and was buried in the ruins.
People were going to die anyway, so she decided to take revenge and complain, and wipe out all the scandals of those noble highnesses.
She made the case of the real and fake prince in Dragon Palace public,
She reported that Princess Mingde had cheated on the immortal examination and obtained the immortal status illegally.
She kicked Zhaoheng Tianjun, who secretly descended to earth to disturb the mortal world, into the animal path.
She even forcibly kissed the Emperor of Heaven, who was known to be mysophobic, in public.
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After turning the entire fairy world upside down, she resolutely jumped into the ruins with magic marks all over her body.
However, she failed to die and return to heaven and earth as she expected. Instead, she fell into a strange space and met a strange person.
The man was covered in filth, his clothes were in tatters, and half of his body had merged with the surrounding space. When he saw her, he weakly spoke: "I am the Emperor of Heaven, let me out, and I will make you the Lord of Heaven."
Qiu Si:......
If she hadn't just forcibly kissed the real Emperor of Heaven, she might have believed it.
Looking at the face that was covered in dirt but still couldn't hide its stunning beauty, she suddenly felt joking: "Tianjun, let it go, but I can consider it, Queen of Heaven!"
The dirty-looking beauty was silent for a long time, then solemnly nodded: "Okay!"
She didn't take it seriously and turned around to leave. Unexpectedly, she exited that space in one step.
Without the aura of sacrificing one's life, how could she still be the one who dies?
She didn't believe that she couldn't devote herself to the Three Realms.
Jump again.
It's still that strange space.
Choose an auspicious day to continue dancing.
It's still that space and that person.
Looking into those expectant eyes, Qiu Si gritted her teeth.
Anyway, he has offended the entire fairy world and will face death if he goes back. It seems that the only option is to release the devil privately.
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Intention: Live happily as if every day is your last.