Ruan Pisces, who was born with a happy face and was known as the Demon of Joy, was killed on his father's 60th birthday.
In the dark and cramped room, the man with a rough voice asked: "Are you willing to live thirty years in exchange for three rebirths?"
Ruan Shuangyu, who thought he had been hit by a good luck pie and happily agreed, found that things were getting more and more wrong:
Isn't this the day before he was killed? If you have a ten-year birthday, you will be given twelve hours forward? ?
Don't feed me those ecstasy soups where I'm already dead and can live an extra day to earn a day. If so, how can I get thirty years to exchange for it?
Hey, profiteer!
It must be you!
I said how could I be killed so easily? I am a well-known devil of joy. She breaks into famous religions to steal spiritual fruits, destroys families and scolds fathers, and sets fire to mountains. What have I never seen before? Why do you want to trick me?
After accidentally swallowing the profiteer's reincarnation box:
In addition to his thick skin and invulnerability, as long as he has murderous intentions towards profiteers, his heart, liver, spleen, stomach and kidneys will hurt.
"You said you were a god before? Then you were reborn as a cat when you came down to earth? Is that what you were supposed to look like?"
Huansheng was very dissatisfied after hearing these three questions. Firstly, he was a god and had a higher official position than the gods. Secondly, he had become a giant panda, also known as Pixiu. According to folklore, it was also called tapir. However, he didn't like this name very much because it conflicted with another name for noodles, "mo".
In the end, he looked like the page of paper that was about to be punctured by Ruan Shuangyu. That was his appearance when he was a god. But thinking that she had been beaten into a daze today, he stopped entangled with her and continued to narrate.
"You said you are the chosen one? Are you going to go on the road with three people to ask for the Book of Heaven? One of them is me?" Ruan Shuangyu kicked him out after receiving his affirmative answer.
Intention: The shortcut to pie-in-the-sky is ultimately a bubble on the sea; the impact of those who do not match their moral integrity will be huge. It is inevitable that people will chase various external objects and dreams in their lives, but it is really important to have normal cognition and goals.