Why the Hair? Why the Hair?

Why, why? I am always screaming to the sky, why am I so unlucky? Well, now that time travel is almost out of date, I caught the last train, so I'm not angry. I won't be angry if you don't ask me to dress nicer. I don't mind if I'm not allowed to meet the handsome prince and prince. But why? Why? I became a thief's wife, plus the "peasant woman" in his ideal life of "peasant woman, mountain spring, and some farmland"! Shake his head, sigh, look at the sky~~~and then, explode! Pineapple jackfruit! I want to kill the Jade Emperor! ! ! ! Suddenly... "Madam~~" A certain man squinted his eyes, stood not far away, and called me sweetly. "Come on, bird," a certain bird ran quickly with its orchid fingers raised. Everyone: (⊙o⊙)… I solemnly declare that this article is purely a prank, meant to entertain others and myself. It has no moral meaning at all. Please do not criticize me.