I Rely on Surprise to Shock the Whole Empire [Interstellar]

Pre-receipt of Thief Bang: "I Conquer Big Bosses from All Worlds with Talismans and Seal Scripts" The archangels of the ball collect ducks~ [Text of this article] Ruan Tang, who could eat a lot, starved himself to death in the last days. When she woke up again, she arrived on a strange planet. Then she ate grass for several months, and just when she thought she was going to starve to death again, Meat! Lots of meat! Countless moving pieces of meat appeared in the sky! Then the strange girl Ruan Tang started to hit each prey to start the eating mode! But the Zerg, who were preparing to capture the sub-planet, panicked: What should I do? Why are there still humans eating their bugs? All the Zerg races were trembling: So scared! Being a Zerg is so dangerous! They want to return to their home planet! ?_? At this time, the Imperial people who came to take back the planet looked at the Zerg people who were dried and stuck on the ground in shock. Damn it, what kind of cruel Shura scene is this? ! Have they come to the wrong planet? Just when they were stunned, a girl rushed to them holding an insect more than three meters high and asked sweetly: "Brother, do you want to eat barbecue? The meat of this big bug is the most fragrant! Is it brother Bai Xing?" The handsome man who was called Brother Bai Xing smiled and nodded at them: "Tangtang is right, you guys should try it quickly." Soldiers of the Empire: Damn it, is this the legendary star of the Empire, Lord Bai Bai? ! The adults let them eat the Zerg? Bai Xing and Ruan Tang persuaded them with smiles on their faces: "Eat, it's really delicious :)" All the officers and soldiers of the empire retreated: ... It's so scary, so scary! Your Majesty the Major General, come and rescue them quickly, they want to return to the main star! ———————————————————————— —The next book is "I rely on talismans and seal scripts to conquer big guys from all walks of life" [Please collect]———— When Mercury retrograded, Su Tianguo, a small Internet celebrity who brought bad luck, became someone's bed-sitter. The most important thing is that she didn't even see who the other party was. She stayed on guard for half a month to investigate this matter, but unfortunately she died before she could figure it out. Then she came to a world of talismans and began to climb up diligently. Day and night, she struggled with tears. Just when she was finally about to reach the pinnacle of her life, She died again, and this time she returned to modern society. Seeing himself being pushed to the morgue, Su Tianguo smiled and chose to fake the corpse. Death, that is impossible, not in this life. She, a Fu Zhuan boss, must start the counterattack mode this time to avenge herself! Then the smug laughter spread throughout the morgue, and the vegetative people in several rooms were so frightened that they woke up. So the next day's news headlines: #shock! A certain 18th-tier female internet celebrity got into a car accident and faked her body in the morgue for a month, scaring half of the people who were in a vegetative state! # Why does # fake a corpse in the morgue late at night? Eggplant News will take you into the secret behind it! # # Female Internet celebrity exposed a certain actress under the camera. Who is this actress? Star media will reveal the secret to you! # Just when Su Tianguo was full of momentum and was determined to counterattack towards the highlight of his life, The doctor smiled and told her: Congratulations, Miss Su, the baby in your belly is very healthy. Su Tianguo (smiling): I'm so happy and surprised. She's hearing hallucinations. It must be because she's drawn too many talismans and seals recently! A few days later, she looked at the row of big guys she found in the information and instantly collapsed. Who is going to tell her who the hell is the biological father of the child? ! Purpose: Actively develop edible resources and never waste a grain of food!