"I am a protective sword named Feng Ting. Did you know? The phoenix only lives on the parasol trees."
"Judge, Judge, do you know Wutongqie?"
"Haha, because I am the sword for protection, Wutong and Qie are the swords for defending against enemies."
"Wutong is super versatile! He can cook, do housework, and braid hair!"
"Isn't he super cool?"
"My and Wutong's inscriptions are a pair."
"I am the phoenix that wants to rest, and the phoenix tree is the phoenix tree burning with flames."
Ps. The setting is private, the writing style may not be enough, the protagonist is an orphan, and he must be the best.
Ps. The main character Su, the golden finger is also huge, ah, it may be OOC and the African aunt doesn't want to talk.
Intention: To laugh