Jiang Nan, who was inconspicuous among the crowd, got stuck by a fish bone while eating fish. Finally everyone saw him, and yes, he made headlines on a certain central station.
"Shock! A man was stuck to death by a fish bone! ! ", Jiang Nan said before taking her last breath: "Labour and management will never eat fish again..."
Unexpectedly, as soon as I opened my eyes and read an ancient and sour novel called "Straight Men Don't Hit Me", everything was so familiar. The protagonist, Gong Shou, had gone through more than two hundred chapters of plots that tortured the heart, body, and even kidneys... Although you cuckolded me and imprisoned me, the mistress even gave birth to a child for me to take care of. However, I forgive you and the mistress and the four of you are happy and happy in the end.
Of course, in the familiar routines, we also need to have a villain who is familiar with the routines. The lucky man Jiang Nan was so lucky to be the villain who is familiar with the routines. The villain's operation is nothing more than to steal the protagonist's feelings and summarize the tool... In the end, he will only die tragically at the feet of the protagonist's pseudo-straight man, yes, under his feet! ! ! Just because our cute villain secretly kissed the protagonist's face, and then the protagonist turned black = the villain's pawn.
Cherish life and stay away from the protagonist. Comrade Jiang Xiaonan has decided to avoid all plots. You will live or die in love with you, and I will not participate.
God's calculations are not as good as those of humans. No matter where you go, you can meet the protagonist Shou.
Jiang Nan: "No, let's sit down and talk about the brother over there with the machete. Don't be so rude." Jiang Nan trembled inwardly and looked at the protagonist next to him who was leaning on him: "Brother, where are you leaning?!?"
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