As a straight man, Zhuang Zhi has always believed that men are "stinky things" and only sweet and soft girls are treasures in the world. Until the day of the university report, he opened the dormitory door:
The muscular hunk, the sunny school boy, the cold academic god, the super cute shota, and the cross-dressing boss all cast an appraising look at him at the same time!
The five roommates in front of him made Zhuang Zhi, who had been handsome since childhood, experience for the first time what it felt like to have his looks crushed.
100% Steel Plant who just entered school:
Damn it, they will definitely steal girls from me (>)!
80% Comparison after one month:
Hey, why don't they take action o( ̄ヘ ̄o#)?
50% After three months·Whether to plant or not:
Why do I feel like they are more interested in me than girls ( ̄ ̄)?
0% After half a year, no penny planted:
Don't run! If you are a brother, come and fight me for three hundred rounds.
ヾ(☆°▽°)ノ! ! !
In a word:
Girls are sweet, but boys are so sweet even when they are sweet. Girls are soft, but boys can do it too. Not only can they be soft, they can also be um. Girls are fragrant, but boys are not fragrant? (*/ω\*)
So delicious! ! !
After graduating from senior year, Zhuang Zhi put up a banner in his dormitory:
"Warmly celebrate dormitory 405, successfully solving six bachelors for the country!"
Passerby: (⊙_⊙)? ? ?
What the hell?
I've never heard of anyone in their dormitory having a girlfriend.
So... Confused...
Note:
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All 6 people in the dormitory are really bent.
But it doesn't have to be all internal digestion.
Because the handsome guy outside the dormitory will also join in~(@^_^@)~
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The first nine chapters of this article are about being at home during the summer vacation.
Chapter 10: The content of the copy cannot be written until college starts.
The first 9 chapters are about a series of confrontations between Shou and the real young master Gong after he was disguised as a rich man and married the wrong young master. This is also Gong Shou's family situation.
For those who are impatient, you can start reading directly from Chapter 10 and you should be able to understand it.
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Little darlings, please give me a pre-order QAQ~ "I became famous in the talent show by selling rotten food", copywriting:
"Shining Star" is a 101 series talent show variety show.
Cheng Chen is handsome and good at singing and dancing. He worked hard to advance into the debut stage and even broke into the upper circle at one time.
However, it was an upset on the debut night and Ka Shi missed the opportunity to debut.
After leaving the show, Cheng Chen realized that his debut spot had been stolen.
And the person who stole his debut with the company's capital was none other than his long-time good brother, Diao Renjie.
On his deathbed, Cheng Chen realized:
It turns out that the reason why Diao Renjie was nice to him on the show was just to stir up cp with him, so that he could suck his own blood and increase his popularity.
It turns out that the slogan of "creating the strongest boy band" is simply a joke.
It turns out that in talent show variety shows, the abilities are fake, the rankings are fake, and even the votes are fake.
Only real heat is real.
If you are not popular and your popularity is not high enough, don't blame the program team for kicking you out and selling your debut spot to others!
After reviving his life, Cheng Chen no longer wanted to sing or dance. This time, he just wanted to be famous.
Think about it carefully, someone like Diao Renjie, who has neither strength nor appearance, can advance to the finals and even steal the Taoist position. Damn it, isn't it just tying up with a popular player and selling it?
This rot is a good thing. You can sell it, why can't I?
You can be a sister or a sister! -
So, the day after the show aired, the hot search exploded*.
# Jiang Wei touches his head and kills him
# Chengchen drills Zhao Bingkai's quilt
# Yanping Peerless little cutie
#chenchenheartthrob
#surprise! Why did the promised talent show variety show turn into a romance variety show?
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In this way, Cheng Chen, who was suppressed, censored, and removed from popular searches in his previous life, made a lot of money when the show first aired in this life.
Diao Renjie, who was one step behind him in selling corruption, made everyone stupid.
Because the hot searches on him are like this:
#
#diaorenjie scholarjing
# is ugly but doesn't know it
Diao Renjie:?
Why is it different from the agreed-upon script?
Follow other people's paths and leave others with nowhere to go. Looking at the rising rankings, Cheng Chen experienced the joy of winning for the first time.
Just when he was about to continue having fun, in the dark corridor, a tall man grabbed his waist and pushed him into the corner.
The heat steamed his earlobes red, and the man's deep voice sneered:
"What, are you addicted to playing?"
Cheng Chen: ~(ΩДΩ)~
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Assistant: "President, Madam, you have been throwing me into the draft for three months."
Huo Boyu: "Does he regret it?"
Assistant: "No, he broke all the wild men in the camp."
Huo Boyu:? ? ?
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Can you order another pre-order, everyone, "The Boss Dresses Up and Becomes the Heartthrob O", copywriting:
In his previous life, Xie Chen, the King of Soldiers, was extremely romantic, hugging him from left to right, and at a certain point opened up his entire harem.
The royal agent, the tsundere loli, the starlet, the daughter of a wealthy family, the scholarly lady, left the hall downstairs and came to Yu Chen in a chariot.
Unexpectedly, once everyone died, Xie Chen's soul actually transformed into a heartthrob Omega in a certain river.
Wear the former King of Soldiers Xie Chen:
He smashed boulders on his chest, tore apart tigers with his bare hands, uprooted weeping willows, and carried a thousand-jin cauldron with all his strength.
He is proficient in martial arts, judo, rock climbing and bungee jumping.
0Mega Xie Chen after wearing:
He vomits blood while walking, vomits blood when drinking water, vomits blood when bathing, and even vomits blood when he takes a stinky poop.
She is so delicate and weak that she is almost inhuman.
What's even more frightening is that his harem from his previous life has also traveled with him.
And all of them have transformed into male Alphas!
Each appearance is more powerful than the other, the aura is stronger than the other, and the pheromones are stronger than the other!
The Royal Sister's special ability changed into the God of War's mad soldier;
The tsundere loli's sexual transformation turned into a sinister shota;
Celebrities' sex has turned into explosive traffic;
The daughter of a wealthy family transformed into a wealthy young man;
The scholarly lady's sexual transformation turned into a cold-blooded academic...
All of them were tall and tall, surrounding Xie Chen in an airtight manner.
Xie Chen was trembling: You, what are you going to do? !
The five people gently twitched their lips, revealing five smiles that were either arrogant and cool, sunny and cute, unparalleledly handsome, evil and uninhibited, or elegant:
"Hey, King of Soldiers, long time no see."
Xie Chen:! ! !
Wow~~~
Vomited three liters of blood and fell into coma...
Xie Chen, who just had his soul pierced through: Get out of here, don't touch me! I am a pure man, go away, you perverts!
Three months later, Xie Chen (crying): Well, well, everyone, Gege... I'm in estrus. If any of you are free, can you help me take a bite~~
Kuang Bing, Shota, Flow, Kuo Shao and Xueba's mouth slightly hooked: I'm happy to do it for you :)
Purpose: Four years is very short, and the most precious college time in life cannot be wasted.