Mental Illness Also Wants to Be Cute

[Highlighted reminder ahead] 1. All the members are idiots. Let your imagination run wild and have fun. Just look at the pictures and have fun. 2. Subscribe carefully and avoid impulsive consumption in order to stop losses in time. 3. If you feel uncomfortable while reading, run away quickly. Jpg Copywriting of this article: As one of the nobles of the Interstellar Alliance, the Mu family has been very restless recently. The head of the Mu family had no other aspirations in his life other than to retire, live happily, and wait until death, so when he was in his early forties, he began to look for a successor. The shepherd's son has been talking about being the cannon fodder villain in Long Aotian's novels, claiming that he has a "counterattack protagonist system" with a solemn expression. The second son of the Mu family shouted that he was the vicious villain Shou whose face was swollen in the Danmei Shuang novel. He also said that he had some kind of "green tea Shou system" and broke down and cried. The youngest daughter of the Mu family complained that she was the second villain in a romance novel who met a miserable end. She also had a "big heroine system" and looked sad. The head of the Mu family: mdzz, throw them all into the mental hospital! When everything was despairing, the head of the family suddenly remembered that he had an illegitimate son living outside. It was not easy to find the illegitimate child. I didn't expect that he was a real psychopath who came out of a mental hospital! Mu Yancong (younger son): I also have a system. Or the villain boss system, which is very advanced. Family leader: God is going to destroy my shepherd family. — The selection criteria for the villain boss system: one must have a miserable life experience, one must have a good family background, and one must have abnormal mental state. Mu Yancong, an interstellar aristocrat who was abandoned since childhood, suffered abuse from his relatives, jumped back and forth nearly 20 times in the hell gate, and became mentally disturbed: Huh? Villain boss system: The decision is yours! You will be the villain from now on, come on, be fierce. Mu Yancong (baring teeth): Ouch. System: Haha... So cruel... Help, can I return the product if I choose the wrong one? [The bottom picture comes from the forum Mrs. Charity, Mrs. Praise! ] —— Pre-collection: "Paper Lovers Are Tsundere's Second Disease" When Su Weibai was in college, he was addicted to a holographic love game that reached the center of the earth. He didn't like any of the four playable characters in the game. However, he fell in love with the little villain Xie Xing who was clamoring to destroy the world. The little villain is really cute. One second he is talking about destroying this dirty and chaotic world, and the next second his ears are red because of the cookies Su Weibai feeds him, and his words are unreasonable. "In that case... In this case, the matter of destroying the world... Will be postponed for one more day." The star cannot be conquered, but with Su Weibai's persistence, the progress bar of the strategy lit up above the head of the star. The pink progress bar has been full since birth. Unfortunately, the good times did not last long. Su Weibai had an emergency at home and his holographic helmet had to be sold. There was no time to say goodbye to the little villain. Three years later, on his way home one day, Su Weibai was surrounded by a group of strong men in black. A man slowly walked out of the car beside him. The man had black hair and red eyes. His chin was raised and he looked very much like the little villain. As soon as the man saw Su Weibai, he lowered the corners of his mouth, his red eyes full of grievance: "You said you asked me to wait for you..." "But it's been so long, why don't you come see me?" — Xue Xing is the prince of the demon clan. He has hated this world since he was conscious, and has been planning how to destroy the world as long as he can remember. The biggest stumbling block in his plan was the human named Su Weibai. This human being is very troublesome. He will give him delicious biscuits, gently stroke his head, and praise him for being well-behaved and cute. The most abominable thing is! This human always has a nice smile! So annoying! I am haunted by this human being every day, how is he going to destroy the world! "Pleiades, wait for me for a while and I will come back to bring you a gift." The clingy human was finally leaving. Xue Xing watched his body gradually disappear and chewed the biscuits in his mouth hard. Huh, how long is a while? As the day passed, Xiu Xing felt more relaxed than ever before, took out the plan and started to implement the plan. … A month later, Xiu Xing put down the plan in his hand and squatted down, staring blankly at the place where Su Weibai left. … One year later, Xue Xing dismantled all the devices he had installed in the past, and murmured to himself in a hoarse voice: "I won't destroy the world anymore. I will be very good. Why don't you come to see me?" … Three years later, Xiu Xing decided to find Su Weibai. "I also want to be obedient and wait for you to come to me with a gift." "But I miss you so much." "Don't hate me." Gentle, cheerful and unlucky, she is attacked obediently by an x-tsundere middle-aged girl Purpose: I hope all misfortunes can be cured by love