[The copy "Payday" has been completed~]
Su Lai cannot feel fear, his mental state is naturally beautiful, and he loves weirdness.
One day, he entered the world of ghost stories as a delivery boy.
Strange core urban villages, cattle and horse processing plants, parent-child brewing banquets... Pollutants are pervasive, and weird rules are springing up like mushrooms after a rain.
[For your life and mental health, please strictly abide by the following rules]
[First, please always remember your human identity]
Su Lai: Who told you that I want to be a human being?
[Second, when the time flow rate is abnormal, please adjust your cognition in time and don't get lost]
Su Lai: Beat the clock until it dares not walk around.
[Third, the number of your family members is fixed. If you find that new "parents" grow on the dinner table...]
Su Lai greeted him with a smile: Happy New Year, Mom and Dad. Remember to pay the New Year's money. No cash? Just transfer money.
Other players: Rules are meant to be followed.
Su Lai: Rules are meant to severely offend.
Other players: Pretend to be NPCs to avoid death crises.
Su Lai: I play the role of a player conscientiously, and I also act as a father to the rules.
Other players are walking on thin ice and going crazy to death, but Su Lai wears pink flip-flops and rides a shabby motorcycle every day, delivering food in the dungeon to make extra money, killing ghosts and demons.
He let his nature go and his mental state became more and more beautiful.
…
Su Lai's crazy operation attracted the attention of the live broadcast audience, and they all wrote to the system to give him a temporary player status.
As a result, Su Lai quickly broke all the rules, and the ghosts who were bullied to the point of crying complained to the system one after another.
You can't kick it away, you can't kill it, you can't pollute it.
The system was in dire straits, and in order to stop this casual player from bullying the rules, it had no choice but to find a host to negotiate with.
[Hello, the system has decided to promote you from temporary player status to regular boss]
Su Lai sneered: You want me to work in vain? Want to eat shit
[Five insurances and one fund, annual leave, fifteen salary, flexible work, flat management, no overtime]
Su Lai: If I can wear flip-flops to work, I can
And later.
The main god asked the system: Did the new boss make good rules to scare the players?
System [No, he is busy with other things]
Lord God: ... What are you busy with?
Su Lai: Busy teaching the rules of life.
Rules: okk, be honest.
Violent aesthetics/frequently going crazy/considering himself to be an ordinary person/high combat power and intelligence/beautiful mental state/loving flip-flops vs pretending to be weak/morbidly paranoid/misunderstanding of ordinary people/thinking he is S but actually being M/mental state jumping evil god attack
*Food Guide*
1. Some are absurd, some are funny, some are golden fingers, some have abnormal brain circuits, let yourself go;
2. The protagonist is friendly, civilized and has an extremely good mental state;
3. I like Chinese ghost stories or Chinese genre, the main plot in the early stage;
Intention: Winter nights cannot extinguish blood, justice and freedom shine in desperate situations
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Serve the next chapter quickly, you bastard! [Picking the brain]
I hate you... [Changed] Sir, please come and continue updating. I have been waiting so hard😭
When will the boss come back? [Changed]
Dad, you are finally back [crying]
Can you tell us how many days it will take to update?
Teacher, have you finally remembered your Jinjiang account number?
Oh my god, boss, you finally updated [crying]
In this case, is it true that the Niu Ma Building has also been liberated to benefit society?