(The setting of the heroine will not be changed, the rest may be changed.)
Yu Mo Mo is a koi carp who has been practicing for thousands of years. He has to fulfill a thousand wishes of human beings before he can take the carp world college entrance examination - leaping through the dragon gate!
But she is black and only makes wishes go in the opposite direction.
She wasted many years on this, until in the 21st century, human beings became weird, making wishes in bad directions, saying that reverse poisonous milk is the most deadly.
The master said that her opportunity had come and asked her to go to the human world to improve her KPIs.
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The big bad movie that was ridiculed by everyone on the Internet is released
There is only one blogger named "Hei Jinjin" who is crazily touting
He also threatened that even if the film does not exceed 2 billion or 3 billion, there will be no problem in maintaining capital.
As a result, the film lost money
Netizens lined up to greet each other: Does your face hurt?
Soon
Another poor conscience movie released
Tap water crazy Amway
Only Hei Jinjin said: This film is a must-win, bet on it as a one-day trip to the cinema!
As a result, the film became a hit and became the top of the schedule, and its screening was extended for 50 days.
Netizens queued up to say hello: Just tell me a joke and take a day trip.
There are countless similar things. Hei Jinjin always stands firmly on the opposite side of the masses and the truth, and netizens laugh at him every day.
Finally one day, everyone discovered something was wrong——
This woman seems to be inaccurate in what she says!
This is so scary! 100% Being caught with bare hands is a great move!
As a result, the whole world changed under Hei Jinjin's Weibo:
Sister, if you ask for poisonous milk for my brother, I wish he could go to the center of the earth!
Sister, please tell me that you will fail every exam!
I beg to live in poverty for the rest of my life!
Please get fat!
Seeking to be single!
Even the big guys from all walks of life couldn't sit still and sent private messages to Hei Jinjin:
Is the boss here? Do you think our film is set?
Do you think this property of mine cannot be sold at all?
Do you think our new products will die before they are launched?
Hei Jinjin couldn't bear the disturbance and posted on his blog: "If you forward this koi, all your wishes will come true."
Everyone retweeted it without thinking, and then——
Sister! Please take back your life!
Hei Jinjin posted again: "If you forward this black koi, everything will go wrong."
Everyone's liver and gallbladder are split. Such a terrible blessing, whether to turn it around or not, is a question.
2021.7.12
Intention: Misfortune lies on the back of blessing, blessing lies on the misfortune