["Plants vs. Zombies" will be released in mid-to-late January, the copy is below]
Qiao Lingwu has always felt that she is the chosen one. She is the descendant of the Phoenix and the Nine-tailed Fox, and is born immortal.
Until she woke up one day, she found that the world she lived in was a world of novels. Everything existed to pave the way for the junior female protagonist, even her immortality.
With her immortal body, her soul was finally crushed by the villain who had a crush on the heroine, and her body was used as a container to store the soul of the heroine whose body was destroyed.
What a coincidence, this big villain is her little junior brother who was dug up from a mass grave not long ago.
Qiao Lingwu: "..." What a wolf-hearted man! Senior sister teaches you how to be a human being!
So Qiao Lingwu began the long journey of teaching (whipping) and educating (whipping) her junior brother.
The juniors and juniors of Xingjian Sect discovered that the senior sister, who was originally arrogant and domineering, had become more and more crazy recently, and even started to bully the junior juniors who had just started.
He was punished to draw the talisman, and was not allowed to eat until he finished the painting; he was punished to recite the talisman, and was not allowed to sleep until he finished reciting the talisman; he was punished to wash her clothes, and he was not allowed to go back until they were thoroughly washed...
Later, Qiao Lingwu was forced to go to the Demonic Abyss, and her young junior brother, Guangfeng Jiyue, came here.
Qiao Lingwu thought that after educating him for so many years, he had some feelings for her senior sister, and he should be here to save her.
So Qiao Lingwu stretched out her hand to him.
Pei Yunqi smiled at her, then held her hand and pushed her down the bottomless abyss.
Pei Yunqi: I hate that woman so much. She was hypocritical and vicious. She rescued me from a mass grave and gave me hope. Then she humiliated me in every possible way and pushed me into the abyss of despair.
One day, I will get it back piece by piece.
She doesn't like darkness, so I let her stay in the dark abyss, by my side; she likes burning, so I let her only cry and call my name from now on; I want to keep her by my side, so that I am the only one left in her eyes and heart.
CP: The arrogant and venomous senior sister
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2020.7.15
[Pre-receipt of the copywriting of "Plants vs. Zombies"~]
The end of the world is coming.
The originally quiet and contented Zhizhi was bound to the "Plants vs. Zombies" mall system.
"Dear, you can exchange gold coins for completing tasks and use them to buy plants!"
The impoverished Zhizhi turned back and forth. The sky-high price of plants put her off until she turned to the zombie illustrated book and asked, "Can I buy this ordinary zombie?"
"Dear, this is "Plants vs. Zombies"."
"Can I buy it?"
System: "... Okay." Novices will not earn gold coins in vain.
Zhizhi used the only novice gold coin given by the stingy system to buy an ordinary zombie.
She originally hoped that the strong body of the zombie would protect her from being bullied, but it turned out that in the end, in addition to having to bear the rations of a zombie, the only role of this zombie was to be beaten with her_(:з∠)_
Zhizhi felt extremely regretful and wanted to return the product.
"Dear, the product is sold and cannot be returned or exchanged."
As a result, ordinary zombies put on iron buckets to help her get beaten, picked up poles to hug her to escape, and drove her on a sleigh to take her away.
System: "..." I'm careless. Is this really something sold in their mall?
The female protagonist is very good at pretending (?) X is very good at (getting) beaten by the male protagonist. They were all weak in the early stage, so everyone was probably beaten together (bushi) (/ω＼)
Intention: Even if you know the outcome is not good, you can't give up on yourself and believe that man can defeat nature.
