I'm senior gold-pen writer Shiroki Hanamori... Okay, okay, I'm a newbie with a lot of potential.
This is a diary about a young idiot... Don't you believe it? In fact, this is a low-level urban rich man's mentally retarded article... You don't believe it either? Okay, this is a thriller about a father and son's neurotic mystery murder case... You still don't believe it? Oh! Then go and see for yourself?
Jiang Yiyi: "Who is the young idiot?"
Shen Huabai: "You"
Jiang Yiyi: "How is it possible? I have always been gentle and domineering... Wait, then I am the male protagonist?"
Shen Huabai: "Hmm... I suddenly became so smart. I'm a little uncomfortable."
Jiang Yiyi: "... Go away, where is the heroine?"
Shen Huabai: "I"
Jiang Yiyi: "..., Sin, my last target is actually you."
Shen Huabai: "You're so beautiful. We are the protagonists and we have two paths. We each follow one path. Your partner is not me."
Jiang Yiyi: "Then I'll be relieved."
Jiang Yiyi: "Why is it called prohibition of imagination?"
Jiang Shanruo: "Why are you still biting the air here? I want you to stop imagining and go read a book."
Jiang Yiyi: "Okay, give him some face. If he dares to write in a messy way, I'll make him read it in a minute."
Chengxia Hua Chao: "... How can you threaten me like this? I'm going to fuck you."
Cp: Jiang Yiyi x Jiang Shanruo (Fairy Attack x Natural Shou)
Chu Xiao x Gu Chu (Emperor Attack x Queen Shou)
Shen Huabai x Li Mo (Dirty Wife x Loyal Dog Husband)
Mission: Justice is never late