On the first day he transferred to this class, Zhang Chi pretended: I was first in the class in the monthly exam. Then he took the second place in the class, and found that the first in the class was sitting in front of him. He took the paper and said slowly: I am only five points higher than the second place. .
Zhang Chi: You are actually more pretentious than me??
Later, Jian Heng: I got first place in the class
Zhang Chi: Don't you have to lie down well at night?
Jian Heng: I ranked first in my grade
Zhang Chi: Don't you have to lie down well at night?
Jian Heng: I passed the joint entrance examination. .
Zhang Chi: Stop talking and pay it back tonight. Oh, wait, brother! You can't beat me, so why bother? Put the table down first!
People who eat melon: Wow
Intention: Shameless academic master attacks x Friendly academic master suffers