[Pre-receipt: What do silent, perverted workers usually do]
Little Mute is a player's nickname for his character who can't speak. Or he's called a perverted laborer who doesn't speak by various irritable NPCs. He's worked hard to do various errands by Lester who owes him hundreds of millions of favors every day. Or he's been talked about by the grumpy old Cui... Let's not mention this nonsense!
When Lu Keke and her gay friends were doing random errands in the game, they accidentally entered a brand new errand. As soon as she opened her eyes, she opened her eyes and opened a bloody mouth, killing her little mute and her gay friend's little mute!
Lu Keke & gay friend: "WTF? Human affairs?"
They continued their errands again, and then they discovered why their errands were so weird?
For example, one of them: steal Batman's Batmobile and provoke Batman.
Lu Keke & gay friend: "?" After stealing, do you still want to provoke the person involved? People doing things?
Or: Survive the Hulk in berserk mode for 15 minutes.
Lu Keke & gay friend: "?" Although I don't know who the Hulk is, your word "violent" already shows that this is a high-risk mission, right?
Or: Juan and Jim sneaking a Nightwing.
Lu Keke & gay friend: "?" Although I don't know what Juan Jim is, but your description of "sneaky", doesn't it really push players towards the path of perversion?
Or: Suck Batman in front of the Joker.
Lu Keke & gay friend: "Hiss..."
Which planner came up with these tasks? Simply sick!
…Divide…cut…line…
Copywriting of this article
Chris is an unlucky poor man.
It was my first time to go out and have sex, and I was inexplicably chased by a Gotham throat cancer patient! The fruits of a night's work were wasted!
Chris: I can't beat you with force, I can endure it...
The second time I went out to apply for a job, I watched a car accident and was brutally beaten by Hi Claw Killer! The job you haven't applied for is still dead!
Chris: What did I do wrong? Next time whoever interferes with my making money, I will poke their eyes out!
The third time I went out to pick up trash, I was beaten by a fat green man!
Chris: Why did you hit me when I just picked up trash?
Green Fatty (smiling): I heard you wanted to poke my eyes out?
Chris: I don't dare, it's not me. Say goodbye!
But he soon discovered that he was on the road to becoming a hapless idiot, and he could never look back.
Even in the dungeon, teammates are used to this.
Hi Claw Male Model Cold Killer: If you are not unlucky one day, then God is blind.
The future long-legged red hood AKA Robin Hood: As long as one day you don't piss me off to death, I will believe in God.
The crazy mercenary who talks a lot: I read the author's copy, and you are the one responsible for this article!
Chris (bald): It's better to be a fool than to be a fool!
(I have really racked my brains to write the copy! But I really can't do it. QAQ, I am a bad copywriter! I will change it when I have the opportunity!)
Purpose: Some people need a little pain in their lives
Reader comments
It has been three years. Are you still alive, author?
It has been three years. Are you still alive, author?
No playing allowed, code words for me! ! ! 👿