Copywriting one:
How to raise a little green-haired lunatic?
1. Assemble the little madman
I) You need thick silver-green hair
II) A mouth that can speak loudly
III) A brain capable of random thoughts
IV) Article 3 is invalid, no need to think about it
V) The top pair can blow up the kitchen, but the bottom pair can do no harm. The left hand is a handicap, and the right hand is a destructive maniac.
Ding! Assembly completed!
2. The little madman needs:
I) The first, most important and only one: need a steady stream of green~~~
Mira: I love green
Copywriting two:
As an avid green lover, Mira is serious:
Green is so healthy! ! ! Surprise
Mom no longer has to worry that I've always wanted to dye my hair green!
As the saying goes: If you want to live a good life, you must have a green head.
Ah this...
Good health is good, but Mira doesn't feel that her life is better.
Ever since she became a green haired girl with green hair, Mira feels that the difficulty of her life has skyrocketed by five stars:
Do you think it would be much better if the spawn point is set at X Academy where the heroic X-Men gather?
No! You have to consider that there is a professor here who can control his brain, and those "furry little secrets" in his brain may be exposed at any time.
Do you think it would be much easier to finish all the courses in X College, go to a serious university, and continue your life in an ordinary way?
No! You have to consider what it means to have "super heroes flying all over the sky", and you also have to consider that super heroes always have their hearts set on heroes.
Mira scratched her head.
Mira was puzzled.
Mira shouted.
It's so hard for me! ! !
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Copywriting three:
The second day after arriving at X College
With light steps and empty eyes, Mira walked in the corridors of the college...
Suddenly a flash of red and black flashed in her eyes, and Mira thought to herself: This must be a teacher!
Having long been accustomed to the strange red or black uniforms of the superheroes, Mira smacked her lips, casually raised the five fingers of her right hand together, raised it high above her head and shouted loudly: "Hello, teacher!"
Mira:......
Deadpool:......
"Fuck!"
When such an emergency occurred, Mira couldn't help but curse.
Yes, Mira is desperate.
Mira turned around and wiped her face with her hands sadly and angrily, planning to prepare herself in her heart and think about what she should say to the old man who didn't know who the teacher was.
"Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai that was shocked with my brother's beauty, right?" The arrogant man in red and black tights opened his mouth and said artificially. Mila's brain is on strike
Wait, wait, who is that? ? Mira secretly touched her chin.
Just as she turned around, raised her helplessly drooped head, and looked up following the voice, she couldn't help being frightened, and her words moved faster than her brain:
"Deadpool!?"
Yes, Mira is really desperate now.
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Food guide:
I) Hilarious little sweet article, HEHEHE! ! !
II) There may be wonderful OOC
III) CP Deadpool (Ah, this is actually a category of best friends, not CP)
Intention: The green-haired lunatic seeks death online
