Pre-released article "The God of Death is Three and a Half Years Old (Threading Books)" (cute and cute without a brain), please accept it.
Su Wanyang, the cold-faced female general of Da Qi who killed countless enemies, retired and went to the palace to raise children for the emperor. The next year, she raised them all to death, and the throne fell to Su Wanyang. Within three days, she was exhausted, and she was dressed as a member of a girl group with all the dirty stuff.
The emperor, his father, and the others are also here.
Su Wanyang: Don't be afraid, I'm so weak now that I can't even lift a knife.
Children: If you are a weakling, would you please put down the kitchen knife in your hand first?
The Emperor: My daughter-in-law has become a daughter, and my life is saved.
Su Wanyang, who has penetrated the core of the earth, suddenly became popular, and the whole Internet was slapping her and her son for their CP.
CP fan No. 1: What kind of fairy sister-brother love is this! I got it real!
CP Fan No. 2: Look how well they match! You! Look! Ah!
CP fan No. 3: I can be fake, but they must be real!
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In the end, even the popular idol Luo Nan'an became Su Wanyang's CP fan: I would rather believe that there is no water in the Yellow River, but I don't believe that Good Night will not have a leg!
Black people all over the Internet asked: Is it okay for my brother to carry the flag by himself?
The major CP fans are tearing each other up every day: If you don't get married, you will be sorry for us mothers.
National younger brother, music legend, top screenwriter...: Stop making trouble, okay? That's my mother.
Mother, queen... Queen, queen, queen? ! ! !
Good night CP fans: Is my brother also a son?
Luo Nanan smiled: They are also my sons.
In this impetuous entertainment circle, Luonan An is a breath of fresh air. She is as noble as jade, gentle and affectionate, and behaves like fog, rain and wind. Everything is superficial, except for Su Wanyang.
I've loved it for twelve years, it's engraved in my bones, and I'm terminally ill.
He was a eunuch at that time
Not anymore, it grew out, and it burned until it flew up, and it was so horny that it couldn't stop
[It's a cool story about being smart and brainless, torturing a scumbag and slapping him in the face. The heroine's golden finger is so thick and big that the entertainment industry belongs to her family.
[The male protagonist was a eunuch before time travel. He was mentally ill and became paranoid towards the female protagonist. He was a gentle knife.
[The sons and the heroine have no blood relationship at all, they are all cheap sons!
[Each character is not realistic and has no prototype! No prototype! No prototype!
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The copy of "The God of Death is Three and a Half Years Old (Through the Book)":
Bai Doudou graduated from the death training class. In order to find her head and officially start work, she went to school.
On Halloween, there were a group of little monsters and monsters at the entrance of the kindergarten. Only one little girl looked normal. She wore a pink princess dress and a white and tender face. She was soft and cute.
However, it was raining lightly that day, and all the other children were holding small umbrellas. Only she was carrying a huge sickle, which made her walk unsteady.
The little girl was not a kindergarten student. The teacher asked her: Classmate, who are you looking for?
Bai Doudou: I'm looking for my head... Grandpa.
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Bai Doudou was later taken home by the eccentric "grandpa" Lu Sanye.
Mr. Lu: Apart from playing with the sickle, is there anything else you can do?
Bai Doudou thought about it seriously: It can still scare people.
She climbed out of the LCD TV, but halfway through... Mr. Lu turned off the TV, and Bai Doudou was stuck there awkwardly.
After being stuck all night, Bai Doudou stretched out his chubby hand when it got light: Grandpa, give me a hug.
He was obviously terribly wronged, and his big eyes were filled with golden peas, but he stubbornly refused to cry.
Mr. Lu touched her head: "Children can cry if they want."
Bai Doudou is in a dilemma: But the principal said that the God of Death is fierce and he cannot cry.
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After living with his grandfather for a long time, Bai Doudou discovered that Mr. Lu had a shocking secret that no one knew about.
Bai Doudou: Isn't grandpa a human too?
Third Master Lu Feng Qingyundan: Well, I am the Ghost King.
Because I was afraid of ghosts, I wore books to practice my courage.
Bai Doudou held up his fake head: Aren't you afraid of me, grandpa?
Mr. Lu smiled and said nothing.
I have never seen such a cute little devil.
#Cute loves to find his head every day, the heroine heals everyone#
#It's really looking for brains, grandpa is a cheap grandpa#
#grandpa is the male protagonist and has no blood relationship with the female protagonist#
#There are few romance dramas, the child is still young, don't be impatient, just take care of him#
Purpose: Daughters should be self-reliant
