Emperor Tian, ​​You Made the Wrong Person for Love Robbery [Pseudo Quick Travel]

Seven days later is the election ceremony for Emperor Huize, but he is stuck in the devastation set by the marriage book and cannot escape. So Yuexia Lao'er sent his beloved disciple Yun Su to come down to earth to put the Emperor's love affairs back on track, so that he could successfully return to his throne before the post-election ceremony. Yun Su: The majestic Emperor of Heaven has gone through a love crisis and still needs help? This is not a calamity, it is clearly water that cannot be drained away! Despite all kinds of disgust in her heart, after Yun Su came to earth, she still played the role of a tool to promote feelings conscientiously, just for the Emperor of Heaven to successfully embrace the beauty in every life. Although he has become a mortal with no magic power, fortunately, Yun Su has a cow cat who has been raised for many years as a golden finger, so the task can be completed smoothly. However, after Yun Su (who thought she) had no emotional support, why did the Emperor of Heaven inexplicably deviate from the setting and love her every time? Old Man Yuexia: Time is running out. Since the Emperor of Heaven is in love with you and will not let go, you should show your devotion and obey him. The further back Yun Su went, the more she felt something was wrong. Was she being tricked? Later, Yunsu was shocked to discover that the identity of the cow cat seemed not simple? ! Small theater 1 Nun Yunsu (heartbroken. Jpg): Master, please open your eyes and look squarely at the poor nun's bald head. Xiaohuan, the legitimate son of the Hou Mansion, and the Emperor of Heaven (affectionate eyes. Jpg): It is like an inch of pure land showing light in the dirty world. It makes me feel at ease and deeply attracts me who wants to get rid of the darkness. Small theater 2 Evil Concubine·Yunsu (Successful in the Chest. Jpg): Look at my face that can drip out of noodle soup, and my hot-looking dress for a dog race. If I don't disgust you to death, I won't have the surname Dog! A frequent visitor to the brothel, a local tycoon, and the Emperor of Heaven (He broke down and screamed. Jpg): The first time I set sail in my life was because of this terrifying woman! Could it be that I have been suppressed for many years and collapsed? ! Four generations of love tribulation·All-consuming (shocking) love Shocked! Why did the legitimate son of the Hou family who was found from Nanfeng Pavilion insist on becoming a monk? Shock! What is it like for a wealthy husband who plays games with flowers to only dote on a concubine who is a monster with terrible taste? Shock! Why is the prince, the dream lover of all the women in the capital, so masculine? Shock! The young and beautiful emperor is deeply in love. Why does he pretend to be a male favorite to pursue his sweetheart? This article is also known as "The Love Trap of Inviting You into the Urn" and "The Unpredictable Divide of the Emperor's Heart: The Great Law of the Body" Reading instructions: 1v1, HE, the male and female protagonists remain unchanged It's a casual love story, with occasional silly plots. There's no complicated plot. It's just a fun picture. The background in the article is privately designed, so don't focus on it. This is the first time for the author to write an article. My IQ and logic level need to be improved. Please forgive me, little cuties, mua~ ———————————— Pre-collection of "The Palm Weasel Disguised as a Yandere" The demon king's weasel cub, Princess Xue Rong, was unlucky enough to get into a fight with gods and lost all her cultivation. She was unable to transform, so she pathetically lived in the mortal world for several years, when she suddenly encountered a famine. When Xue Rong was about to starve to death, she accidentally found a manor that was infested with rats. Xuelu was overjoyed and turned into a rat excavator, digging up the rats that could not be eaten and hiding them all in the most luxurious room. A few days later, his whereabouts were exposed and he was caught. The owner of the manor, Princess Feng Ruhui, smiled with a bloodthirsty smile and said in a gloomy voice: "Damn weasel, after catching the mice in the manor, I can let you choose a decent way to die. What do you think, should I skin you and use it as a fur collar, or burn your hair and make it a wolf hair for me?" The velvet wall clock swayed and struggled: "Kaka, kaka, kaka, kaka!" Vulnerable human beings, wait until dad finds me, and see if he doesn't beat you until you have teeth all over the floor! However, the situation was stronger than the situation. Xue Rong could only work as a foreigner while trying to show off her cuteness indiscriminately. As expected, she succeeded in bewitching the princess with her cute appearance that fascinated all living beings, and saved her life by becoming her pet. Then she learned the secret of the yandere princess - she was actually a cross-dressing boss! The secret is not known for nothing. During the day, the snow velvet not only warms his hands and rubs it; it also wraps around his neck as a fur collar to cover his increasingly obvious Adam's apple; it farts on him to scare away the stalking suitors... Fake Princess·Real Man·Feng Ruhui pampered helplessly: My weasel is too clingy. If you want to become my consort, you must not only comb my baby's hair, cut her nails and wipe her butt, but also be prepared to sleep with her every night~~Don't try to drive her away, be careful to give her some incense~~ All suitors: Goodbye manually! ! ! [Male protagonist's perspective] Since childhood, Feng Ruhui has felt that there are two completely different thoughts living in his body. He had good intentions in his heart, but he had evil thoughts like a gangrene attached to his bones, which constantly tempted him to be bloodthirsty and cruel, and used the blood of the people in the world to commemorate the misfortune he was forced to endure. As he grows older, the struggle between his thoughts becomes more intense. Feng Ruhui is deeply tortured and becomes increasingly manic. Just when his balance was on the verge of collapse, a weasel suddenly entered his life. Weasels are sneaky-looking, love to eat mice and shed their fur, and are very stinky, making them very annoying. Feng Ruhui originally wanted to break it into pieces after using it, but found that this guy's approach could give him a moment of peace. Feng Ruhui: "Then just force it and use it to warm your hands." Later, his luxurious and exquisite princess dress was covered with weasel hair that he brushed off every day... The yandere male protagonist who is violent and tender at times VS the cute and coquettish female protagonist who is a desperate cub ———————————— Pre-receipt of "Couples Running with the Ball [Puishu]" Wen Yixu is transformed into the daughter of the leader of the most powerful sect in the cultivation novel. The original owner has everything that women around the world envy, envy, and hate, but she is willing to act as a foil to the good-for-nothing counterattack male protagonist. She sacrifices everything without thinking, tolerates his harem, and helps him ascend to the position of sect leader. In the final duel with the darkened villain, the original protagonist met a tragic end with his soul completely destroyed in order to save the male protagonist. But the male protagonist got the chance to save the world, so he left her tragically exposed body in the wilderness, and flew away without any regrets. The system faintly appeared: "Host, your mission is to influence the male partner and prevent him from turning black and destroying the world in the future. If the task is not completed within the specified time limit, the host will be obliterated." Looking at Wen Ruosheng, the male supporting actor who also admires him and is better than the good-for-nothing male protagonist in everything, Wen Yixu said: I don't... Okay, okay, everyone is responsible for saving the beautiful and powerful. However, at this time, the original owner has already started an underground love affair with the good-for-nothing male protagonist. She originally wanted to simply kick the male protagonist, but was told by the system: She cannot let the male protagonist go dark in order to prevent the male partner from going dark... As a result, Wen Yixu's daily life became a Shura field between two men, and her heart was as tired as a dog. Until one day, in order to save Wen Ruosheng, Wen Yixu sacrificed his life in a routine, and then got pregnant in a bloody way... In order to give birth to the child without being discovered, she left the sect and ran with the ball. Not long after Wu Wuxiang left, he was caught by Wen Ruosheng. Wen Ruosheng touched her belly with her hand, with a mixture of love and hate on her face: "You heartless woman, you made my belly bigger, but you want to walk away? You must give up on this idea!" Wen Yixu touched his belly simultaneously and looked confused: "Wait, this is obviously my line? Is it just a pregnancy, with the side effects of auditory hallucinations?" After the husband who was protecting the same ball started his escape career, Wen Yixu realized that the thought of escaping from the Shura Field was actually to jump into a bigger fire pit! The male protagonist Shirakiri Kuro who vows revenge against the wild wolf but is actually a stupid dog VS A beautiful and strong heroine who yearns to be beautiful alone but has no choice but to take care of her family PS. Does not contain delaying elements ———————————— Preview of "Xian Jun Feng Ping was harmed by a skunk" The savior of Immortal Qinghan when he was young was brutally murdered. Before his death, he entrusted his unborn child to him. Qinghan took out the baby, which was less than a month old, and brought it back to the sect to be his disciple, naming him Youyou. Youyou was born with deficiencies, acquired weak body, and grew slowly. Immortal Lord Qinghan cherished it very much and took good care of it all day long. Master and apprentice were enjoying each other happily, until one day Youyou farted, and poof———— So the nanny Qinghan Xianjun, who has the secret fragrance of winter plums, smelled unusually... The whole world of cultivation is so stinky that it boils: Shocked! The Immortal Lord, who has always been as cool and elegant as a cold plum, is actually a garlic-eating demon behind his back! ! ! Immortal Lord Qinghan was so smoked that he doubted his life: So what kind of species is his little boy? ? ? Small theater Xianjun (serious and serious): "Youyou are a good boy. Don't let your anger out on others casually. This is very impolite." Youyou (Nai Meng nodded): "That's great! I miss you!" Later... Immortal Lord (serious): "Youyou, if a man other than Master wants to touch you, as a sign of etiquette, you can deflate in return." Youyou (flicking in confusion): Sifu clearly didn't say that before? ? ? The cute little skunk heroine VS the elegant and plump daddy hero Purpose: Life is more than love