Linjian: Boss, would you like a piece of cake? So delicious!
Gu Xingzhi: I won't eat.
Linjian: Boss, would you like a cup of milk tea? Very delicious!
Gu Xingzhi: Don't drink.
Later
Gu Xingzhi: Pretend to be my boyfriend. I'll give you 60,000 yuan a month, all insurances and one housing fund, and bonuses if you perform well. I'll give you a minute to think about it.
Linjian: Does it include food and accommodation?
Gu Xingzhi: ... Bao.
After being together
Gu Xingzhi (aggrieved): Wife, you have been talking to other men for a long time today.
Lin Jian: ... That's my mentor!
Gu Xingzhi: I don't care! You have to make it up to me!
Lin Jian: Oh. (Glanced)
Gu Xingzhi (about to cry in the next second): Wife, do you not love me anymore?
Lin Jian didn't want to talk, so he pushed his old man onto the sofa and kissed him.
Small theater
Many years later, the two were interviewed. The reporter asked Lin Jian: What do you think Mr. Gu was attracted to in you at the beginning?
Lin Jian: I think he is just jealous of me...
Gu Xingzhi: Well, I just covet his body.
Lin Jian (shocked face): Aren't you jealous of my cooking skills?
Gu Xingzhi (with an open face): Only children make choices, of course I want both.
On the surface, he is cold, but in reality, he is a cunning and jealous person (Gu Xingzhi) * On the surface, he is soft and cute, but in his heart, he is crazy about barrages (Lin Jian)
If you save 100,000 words of manuscript, you can rest assured that your heart will be filled with worry.
Purpose: The president also wants to find a partner.
