I Got up from the Coffin and Was Carried Back to the Nest by the Evil Dragon

The full article has been completed, and the new article "As a vampire, I was confessed by a human" (originally titled "The Duke was bitten by a human") has been published! Please collect it Ji Xiaqing was chiseling the lid of her coffin every day. "Who put the no-walking sign on my coffin!" "Why did you have to nail it so tightly? Are you afraid that I will crawl out!" "God, when will you give me a tomb robber!" The soul-like body cannot move matter, and none of the funerary objects in the coffin can be used. She could only stay bored and doze in her huge coffin. I don't know how long has passed, and China has undergone tremendous changes. One day when Ji Xiaqing was drowsy, the coffin was suddenly opened! Ji Xiaqing was overjoyed and shouted: "I, Emperor Qing, are back again." She saw the human sun—and a pair of huge blood-red eyes. "Oh my god! Dragon?!" ---------------------------------------- As we all know, dragons love shiny things. As a young dragon, Su Bai was no exception. One day, by chance, she accidentally bumped into the tomb of the ancient emperor Qingdi. Hey, is this the Emperor's Qingfeng Sword? Why did you just throw it on the ground like this! Pick it up pick it up. Wow, is this an ancient elixir? Stuff it into your arms. There must be something good in such a big box, and there are talismans on it. Su Bai opened the talisman with his claws. The baby in his arms fell to the ground. She stared blankly at a figure covered in golden light. Wow, this looks so valuable. Take it away! Also known as "What evil intentions can a little dragon who is short of money have?" "I had an idea and took my wife back", "Please help me cover the coffin board" Cold (nagging) banished to immortal (sand sculpture) old emperor x enthusiastic and loyal dog little milk dragon Attention! ! ! The background of the whole text is empty! ! ! The private property is like a mountain, don't like to enter by mistake! ! ! There is a completed article "I just want to make a career when I travel back to the time when I was a brainless and cool writer". You are welcome to read it. The following is the advance receipt copy: "After the President's Bankruptcy" Rao Tingnan experienced two Waterloos in his smooth life. The first time was brought by Zuo Zhiyuan, and the second time was also brought by Zuo Zhiyuan. Then? Rao Tingnan, the dignified president of Tang Qing, went bankrupt and was reduced to selling houses and cars to repay loans. Life is all about ups and downs. But, how to pay back the money? The familiar person in front of her smiled like a cat that had caught something fishy, and handed her a contract of prostitution: "Sign this, and I'll help you pay back the money." She tore it off and said with a cold face, "Don't even think about it." The person in front of her didn't take it seriously and handed her a contract: "Then be my secretary and I will pay you a salary." Rao Tingnan hesitated for a while, but after considering the huge loan amount, he finally signed the agreement from the devil. On that day, many new gossips emerged in the gossip-loving company group. [Hey, Mr. Zuo's new secretary, I heard he is her predecessor] [Yes, yes, I heard that too, that iceberg beauty is really good-looking, but why did they break up? [Shh, I heard it was a business dispute. The beauty was originally a president. Her company went bankrupt and was acquired by us. Rumor has it that it was a deliberate stumbling block set by our company] Eh? Isn't this the version I heard? Didn't it mean that the beauty had an affair when the two were together? Mom! That Zuo is always seeking revenge, right?] In the end, the group of melons agreed that we couldn't go to General Manager Zuo's office, it was the Shura Field. Until a witness saw the beauty folding her arms and coldly scolding Mr. Zuo, who had always been arrogant and domineering, like a quail. Witnesses also said: Mr. Zuo came back for revenge and pushed the beauty against the wall and kissed her. Chiguaqun: [Wow! Stimulate! What happens next? One day at home, Zuo Zhiyuan jumped into Rao Tingnan's arms and rubbed her in his pajamas. Rao Tingnan hugged her skillfully, raised his head, kissed her chin, and asked, "What's wrong?" Zuo Zhiyuan conjured up another document from somewhere and handed it to Rao Tingnan: "Sister, let's get married." On the day of the official announcement, the upper class circles in Kyoto seemed to be celebrating the New Year. "What did you say? That little devil is married? No god can accept her!" Cold and indifferent big iceberg x little devil of heaven and earth Two sisters, strong and sweet, each other is the only one Ask for advance payment~ "The Duke was eaten by humans" Duke Qin Weixi is famous among the vampires for being picky about cleanliness and obsessive-compulsive disorder, and for sticking to his word. She once said when she was young: "My sweets must be as rich as roses in the mouth, as biting as ice on the tip of the tongue, as warm as fire when swallowed in the throat, and the final aftertaste must be as sad as the cold midnight wind. Otherwise I won't eat it!" The young Duke set a flag. The old Duke only thought it was a joke, but he didn't expect that she had only drank cold and dry industrial blood since she was a child. The old Duke suffered from this headache for a long time. Until he fell into a long sleep, he left instructions to the housekeeper: "Be sure to find the sweets that the young lady likes!" Duke Qin Weixi has been like this for a long time, and he has never had a sweet tooth in his house. Until one day, she was overjoyed to find a dirty little human girl from a black market slave trader. The little girl exuded the most alluring sweet scent. The Duke happily bought the food and took it home. He washed the sweets, put on his napkin, prepared his knife and fork, brushed his teeth, and waited with great interest. But the housekeeper told her in embarrassment: "Master, your Majesty has just issued an order: out of respect for the human kingdom, after long negotiations, the human vampires have issued a joint communique. From now on, it is forbidden to raise sweets, and it is forbidden to taste sweets when the other party is unwilling." Duke Qin Weixi's knife and fork clinked on the plate. "Return! Return!" The Duke's eyes were red with anger. The sweet dish you've been craving for is right in front of you, but you can't eat it? "Well, Master, the slave trader has run away and we can't return the goods." "Then throw it into the street!" "Master... Master, it's not suitable." "Then what do you think we should do?" "Keep him in the house?" The housekeeper cautiously suggested a bad idea. Duke Qin Weixi's lips trembled slightly as he carefully looked at the sweets in front of him that had been bought without saying a word. Pretty good looking. "What's your name?" The little sweetie didn't seem to be afraid of her at all, tilting her head and smiling, "My name is Bai Jialiang." Duke Qin Weixi thought for a while and nodded slightly: It is forbidden to eat sweets if you don't want to, so it's okay if both parties are willing to do so. She decisively gave the order, "The little guy will be kept in the house from now on." From then on, in addition to dealing with affairs, the Duke also had another fixed schedule every day: making the little guy happy to increase his favorability. You agree with me, isn't this simple? As the years passed, one day, the Duke stood up and left his desk, rubbed his sore neck, and walked out of habit to find some sweets, but was overwhelmed by the sweets that had been prepared. The little sweet tooth whispered in her ear, "Sir, do you know what love means in the human world?" The Duke, who still didn't know what was going to happen, blinked in confusion. "It's the same as 'I like you'." A delicate kiss fell on her neck, and the little sweetie opened her mouth slightly. The Duke's eyes widened in shock—— I, a vampire, was eaten by humans? ! ! The obsessive-compulsive old arrogant vampire duke x the coquettish and weird human girl The kid Bai Jialiang is actually a boss~ All my picky conditions are just to wait for your appearance Intention: No one can deny you, including yourself