The next Danmei book "Grocery Store No. 514" Is now available for pre-order. Little angels, keep it in your collection.
Ji hope was working in a coffee shop during the summer vacation from college when he was suddenly knocked down by a customer who transformed into a zombie. Then, unluckily, he also transformed into a zombie...
When others turn into zombies, humans run away when they see him. When he turns into a zombie, humans run away when they see him, but they just run after him...
Zombie Xihu Food Theater:
Zombie hope VS a group of zombies
Looking at the Jian Shu, a group of zombies screamed: Hoo hoo hoo, ho ho ho ho ho...
(Those who see it have a share, you can't take it all!)
Zombie hope pulled Jian Shu behind him and said domineeringly: Hohohohoho! Hoo ho ho ho...
(He is mine! The brain, internal organs, skin, flesh, and bones are all mine, don't even think about it!)
Ji hope is attacking, Jian Shu is receiving, 1v1 double clean.
"Grocery Store No. 514" Copywriting:
Ling Huaan has a pair of special eyes. He cannot see living people, but he can see ghosts. He opened a small supermarket and apparently made money from living people. In fact, his biggest income was to find out the cause of death of the resentful souls and help them reincarnate.
There is a saying in the underworld: If the grocery store door is open, the ghosts who have no money should not come in!
Jiang Chengyan is the captain of the Criminal Investigation Team of Yuncheng City Bureau. He has a very busy life every day and often works overtime. Most of his dinner is instant noodles from the small supermarket at the door. But every time he goes to buy it, he always feels that the small supermarket is gloomy. However, he is a staunch atheist, so he goes there confidently. (Actually, I just think the supermarket owner is good-looking and has a good temper).
By chance, Ling Huaan received a big order. If he could succeed, he would have food and clothing for the rest of his life, but it was too tricky, so Ling Huaan naturally followed Jiang Chengyan.
Then Jiang Chengyan, a staunch atheist, had his three views shattered, and he became really good...
Small theater:
Kid on duty: Boss, that fool is here again.
Jiang Chengyan: Boss, I'm going to buy a pack of instant noodles.
Ling Huaan: Five yuan.
Jiang Chengyan: Here, ten yuan.
Kid on duty: It's fifty.
Ling Hua'an took out five yuan and handed it to Jiang Chengyan calmly.
Jiang Chengyan: Thank you, boss.
Kid on duty: Boss, this idiot came to give you money out of nowhere. Does he have any plans for you?
Ling Huaan: What an attempt...
Ling Huaan is the attacker, Jiang Chengyan is the receiver, 1v1 double clean, save it if you like it.
Pre-collection of Danmei's "Scoundrel Meets Gentleman" copywriting:
Fu Nian is a well-known little scoundrel, a young girl in Changhong Community, and there is no one who is pretty who has not been struck by him, but he has never brought a girlfriend home.
One day, Fu Nian was drinking with his friends in a bar. When he was very drunk, he mistakenly took a strange man home. After a night of confusion, he was kicked out of bed while he was sleepy. The man looked at him fiercely, and just when Fu Nian thought he was dead, the man limped away.
One day after that, Fu Nian suddenly received an entry procedure, which read: Assistant position, annual salary of 100,000, employment on the job. Fu Nian thought it was pie in the sky, but it turned out that the man sitting in the interviewer's seat was the man he slept with...
Fu Nian turned around and wanted to run away, but then found that the door was locked...
Fu Nian: I have no education or experience. I can't do this job.
Rong Xi: If you dare to run away, I will hand over the video to the police.
Fu Nian...
Rong Xi: I want to eat Xiaolong Steamed Buns from Fuguifang
Fu Nian was chatting up a beautiful colleague: Fuguifang is in the east of the city, and this is the west of the city.
Rong Xi: Video.
Fu Nian:......
Rong Xi: I forgot a document in the office. Go get it.
Fu Nian, who was preparing to make a CP video with the game: It's eleven o'clock in the evening.
Rong Xi: Video.
Fu Nian:......
Fu Nian gritted his teeth and tried every means to get Rong Xi to fire him. He put toothpicks in the steamed buns, salt in the coffee, and cockroaches in the folders...
Rong Xi calmly took out the toothpick, poured out the coffee, crushed the cockroach, and took out the video.
Fu Nian wailed: Heaven, earth, some god can come and save me!
On the surface, she is flirtatious, but in reality she is pure and aggressive. VS On the surface, she is abstinent, but in reality, she is sultry and receptive. Double cleansing
Purpose: No matter what adversity we experience, we must cherish life