Uncle Master Is Getting More and More Humorous

Take a short break. Because the main update is "Let's Climb This Abyss Together", I have to update it from time to time. After all, this is amateur writing and my time and energy are limited. Please forgive me. You can also collect them and read them again. Song Mingshu traveled to a book - "The Master of Ghost Hunting in Liujia Tianguan". The theme is nostalgic, and the first few chapters are particularly good. The original book has been collected by tens of thousands of people. Later, the author has exhausted his talents and skills, and has not updated it for thousands of years, and seems to be giving up. This led to widespread complaints from readers, and the comments section was filled with thunder and fire. The system really couldn't stand such bombardment, so it selected someone to go in and complete the mission. System: You become an apprentice and promote the development of the storyline; I will automatically screen and generate text from the story. Best updated daily. Song Mingshu: No problem. (Rubbing his little hands together and asking) I haven't read this book, how should I promote it? System: It will depend on the situation at that time Song Mingshu:...... The text automatically generated by the system... Probably has no literary talent at all. Song Mingshu expressed concern about this. But after reading the copy of the book, Song Mingshu expressed that he was very worried about his family's life. "Liujia Tianguan: The Master of Ghost Hunting" Copywriting: (Category: Original - No CP - Alternate History - Oriental Derivatives) Shen Sen is a Taoist priest from Maoshan. He is responsible for drawing talismans and reciting mantras for people to drive away evil spirits and seek good luck and avoid bad luck. When looking at feng shui for others, choose the yin house and the yang house. Catching ghosts and zombies every day. He lives a poor life and his belt is tight. There are three reasons: First, his appearance and personality are very ungrounded. Second, the senior brothers and sisters who had always been at odds with each other set up their own business and won most of the business with their eloquence and eloquence. The third is to do your best to find some enjoyable work that does not require remuneration and stretch your muscles. Small business cannot be done, and there are not many big businesses. Shen Sen thought for a long time and felt that it would be good to lead a poor life of farming, and then lead his apprentice to collect some ghosts and capture some strange zombies. The Patriarch was very angry about this. The Taoist priests in Maoshan had to make a living by farming! The master was very uneasy when he was buried. The successor of "Liujia Tianshu" will fall? Does not exist. Wandering souls and wild ghosts must be overcome Zombies turn into vicious corpses and must be killed The apprentice gets into trouble again and is saved The fellow disciple is short-sighted and needs to be cured …… I thought it had calmed down for a while, but it turned out that something big came out. One day, it rained heavily, and a bolt of lightning opened a new grave in a village not far away. After the rain, the sky cleared, and the family members of the new grave went to check. The lid of the coffin was opened wide, but the body was not seen inside. That night, someone was bitten to death by zombies and sucked dry of their blood. …… Song Mingshu was very desperate. He had always disbelieved in ghosts and gods. If he didn't believe in them, he would have nothing to fear. But now I get chills down my spine even when I sleep. There are ghosts floating on the left and zombies standing on the right. It is impossible to live this life! Song Mingshu: Will this article be completed in 100,000 words? System: Look at readers' voices. Song Mingshu: I'm afraid System: You can hug your uncle tightly Song Mingshu:...... When sleeping at night—— Song Mingshu: Uncle Master, I want to sleep with you Shen Sen: Get out Song Mingshu: Then I'll come over here When catching zombies—— Song Mingshu: Uncle Master, lend me your magic weapon for self-defense Shen Sen: Labor and management are setting up a forum Song Mingshu: Oh Quietly hide under the table When catching ghosts—— (A certain female ghost fell in love with Song Mingshu and wanted to force the overlord to bow) Song Mingshu: Ah, help, I won't lift if I don't lift, I like men, I'm the recipient Female ghost: I can also take the form of a man Song Mingshu: Ah, no, my mistress is the master ghost hunter Shen Sen. He is very jealous. If you sleep with me, he will definitely kill you. Shen Sen: Song Mingshu, labor and capital will destroy you. Female ghost:...... Now readers have held high the banner of the Shen Song Dynasty, and the original no-CP setting has been secretly changed into pure love in the hearts of readers. System: At the request of readers, you should find a way to catch Shen Sen. Song Mingshu: (crying) Uncle Master will release zombies to bite me System: It's okay, Shen Sen will take care of it. You are his apprentice after all. Song Mingshu: ... He treats me as his apprentice, but I want to sleep with him. Is this a human being? System: (thinking for a moment) How about you let him sleep with you? Song Mingshu:...... Song Mingshu felt that his protagonist, Uncle Shi, was so powerful and so capable, how could he remain poor? He could be timid about fighting ghosts and catching zombies, but he had to stand up for things like making money. Uncle Master is sorry, but Song Mingshu has to make a lot of plans to revitalize the "Liujia Tianguan" and carry forward Uncle Master's reputation. Shen Sen: Seeing that Ming Shu has done well in managing the housework, I will allow you to marry into the Shen family. Song Mingshu: Uncle Master is becoming more and more humorous Shen Sen: (smiling but not smiling) Do you think the teacher's portrait is joking? Song Mingshu: (trembling) I... I obey my teacher's orders System: Congratulations, you finally hugged the protagonist's thigh tightly, and perfectly touched the protagonist's halo. Song Mingshu: Oh, is that the leg I'm hugging? System: Don't worry about the details. Look, you won't die in the future, right? Song Mingshu: Stop talking and finish the book quickly System: The reader has the final say on this Song Mingshu: I... Purpose: Follow the protagonist's uncle to catch ghosts and zombies. It feels safe, but my waist can't stand it.