I Relied on My Metaphysics Live Broadcast to Become a Top Figure in the Underworld

Pre-receipt: "When in trouble, look for Maomao [Metaphysics]" "Psychic Things" is a very popular psychic TV series, but unfortunately it is ridiculed by the entire network. The contestants' behavior is often scolded on the trending searches. But no one knew that this show was a huge hit in the underworld. Every time the show starts, billions of ghosts and ghosts watch in front of the show to comment—— "This guy is spitting blood, and the living soul is obviously a ghost. Why do you want to hold me accountable?" "It's interesting to touch bones. Can you touch the soul without bones?" "... I can't see it anymore. Dogs won't get rid of anything made this way." The new season of the program officially announced a new guest: @GuZhisang, which was directly ridiculed by netizens and trending: The best of the drama matches the variety of the drama, adding poison to poison. * As soon as Gu Zhisang, the master of Xuanmen, opened his eyes, he turned into a vase of cannon fodder in the entertainment industry and opposed the heroine. When she came in, she was already unlucky enough to be hacked by the entire internet, facing the dilemma of having her resources robbed and receiving no pornographic traffic. In order to revitalize metaphysics, Gu Zhisang readily accepted the invitation. As a Taoist master who has lived for hundreds of years, Gu Zhisang's only pleasure in life is fortune telling and ghost hunting. At the beginning, Gu Zhisang's negative fans ridiculed her for pretending to be a ghost, and they were eager to scold her for turning over. As a result, in the variety show, she broadcasted fortune telling, solved crimes through videos, solved the curse of the ancient village, and saved the evil ghost in the lake to redress his grievances... In front of the live broadcast camera, Gu Zhisang was popularizing metaphysical knowledge while pursuing Li Gui's butt carefully—— 'How did you die before? How long have you been dead? Why not go to the underworld? ' 'Do I need to be transcended? I will give you 30,000 Renming coins once, and I will escort you to Naihe Bridge. ' Ghosts in the underworld: "Help, this mysterious master is so scary QAQ" "This is the first time someone cares about us so much. I'm so touched when I ask." Black fan: ... Is it too late to call Master Gu now? In the end the show became a hit. * The unlucky boy was so red that he turned purple, and as time went by, he became the leader in both Yin and Yang worlds. Official: @GuZhisang, thanks to the enthusiastic citizens for helping to solve old cases, Ms. Gu has been hired as the instructor of the special agency. The leader of a wealthy family expressed his gratitude: Our family is safe and sound, thanks to Master Gu! Hot search: Reposting Sangsang will bring you good luck! The underworld star-chasers are even more crazy, banging against the wall for her. All the ghost fans raised hundreds of billions of money just to help her chart and buy her album; Li Gui, who had been on the run for hundreds of years, went to a concert to chase stars. He was caught on the spot and sent to the eighteenth level of purgatory. Many people also dream about their ancestors who have died many years ago: "Burn some of Gu Xiaoyou's albums for grandpa." The newly redeemed souls looked at a loss. On the streets of the underworld, the songs of Gu Zhisang, the star of the earth, were playing, and her signboards were held up. Every ghost was watching her new drama... #The star you chase while alive can still be chased after death. Is she even more popular? ? ** [Demining\\Instructions] ①The relevant metaphysical knowledge in the article is compiled by Baidu + the author himself. There are no prototypes of fictional characters in the background era. Please do not substitute them into reality. ②In the main plot, the male protagonist appears late. ③Traditional Su Shuangwen, self-cut leg meat. ** ——Advance payment for the next copy: "When in trouble, look for Maomao [Metaphysics]" The nine-tailed cat demon Yu Jinjin failed to survive the catastrophe, and her soul penetrated the body of a young girl. In order to resume her Taoism and avenge the girl, she decided to open a Yin Yang incense shop to help insignificant humans tell fortunes and catch ghosts, and to express the grievances of the souls who died in vain. The most important reason was that she had no money to buy dried fish. On the first day of opening the incense shop, no one showed up. Yu Jinjin felt her withered belly and decided to call in a laborer. After looking around, she focused on the group of cats meowing on the roadside. ——— Have you been hit by something evil? Have you encountered something strange that cannot be solved? There is a rumor in Qing Province that when you are deeply involved in supernatural events, you only need to give a few small dried fish to the cats at home or nearby stray cats after the You hour, and pray devoutly for the arrival of the demon lord, and they will lead the way for you. At that time, a beautiful and indulgent monster girl will clear the night fog. There will be a pair of black and white civet cats beside her, pushing a cart full of talismans to your side. "For what did you summon me for?" "Whether it's human or ghost, I can help you solve everything, as long as you can afford the price." Soon after, many strange things happened in Qing Province—— A dying real estate tycoon regains his health; an aging female star regains her youth overnight. A bankrupt and desperate coal boss suddenly changed his fortune; a son of a certain family who had been lying dormant for three days came back to life... Even the resentful ghosts and evil spirits in the underworld have been greatly reduced with the help and healing of cats. The underworld has ushered in a period of harmony that has been rare in a century. Many people asked which master they got help from. They looked mysterious and remained silent, saying only: "Be kind to the cat owners around you." Many people in Qing Province have also seen such a scene: A petite and cute girl stood under the tree, in front of a long line of cats holding small dried fish in their mouths, licking their paws and lining up to hand over the work food. * The Yu family in Qing Province has made a big joke recently. The doted-on eldest daughter in the family was actually the child who reported a crime back then. The real daughter lived in a remote village and was almost killed by the fake daughter's parents. On the day of the dinner, the guests met the legendary real daughter Yu Jinjin for the first time. She was as delicate as a doll, and wherever she went, she was followed by a string of cats of different colors, holding business cards in their mouths and handing them out to the guests. [If you have any difficulty, find a cat and solve metaphysical and supernatural incidents for a fee (cat presses its paws)] … That night, the real daughter, who was disliked by the Yu family for being uncultured, had a quarrel and sent the fake daughter to jail, exposing the scandal in the Yu family. The Yu family, whose foundation was damaged, had no choice but to prepare generous gifts and prepare to ask for help. Only then did they discover to their surprise that these famous wealthy businessmen and tycoons in Qing Province were all respectfully calling that country girl 'Master'? ! Chinese Nine-Tailed Cat x Shikigami Guiyu Dog Purpose: Strive on the front line of your job