Male mother's daily doting
The crying milk dog in the lower year is attacked & the male mother is attacked in the upper year
The boss of the Jianghu community washes his hands in a golden basin
She turned into a house-husband mother who can make bowls of noodles and specialize in treating various dissatisfactions.
Boss Bench (Lao/Jianghu) originally wanted to wash his hair and get a haircut
Unexpectedly, I met a young dad (little gangster) in a barber shop who was looking for trouble.
For this kind of young dad (little bastard) who obviously doesn't understand anything and still dares to shout that he dares to expose himself to the sun and the air.
The boss bench (Lao/Jianghu) had only one reaction:
That is, just kick him out!
Unexpectedly, this young father was not cowardly at all and dared to raise his neck in front of him and shout: Do you know who I am! ? I am the youngest and youngest father in the game! ?
Oh? The youngest and youngest dad on stage! ?
He's not a big man, but he's still fierce and fierce, yawning like a leprosy, loudly!
The boss has never seen such a funny "youngest dad on the stage"
Just a second ago, he was shouting "I can't do this" and "You take advantage of me"
The next second I saw the peas and mixed sauce noodles, I immediately knelt down and shouted "Old man"
A night of beer, a bowl of ice powder, and half a watermelon will be driven home
Not only did he eat and drink, but he also had to live in a house. He even grabbed his hand and said: Give me half of your bed.
The most comical thing is that if you don't kiss him and say you don't like him to grow old or don't want him to grow old, he will cry harder than anyone else.
Boss: You, the "youngest dad on stage", are the youngest daddy who cries the most! ?
Young dad: I can't control it! Anyway, you made me cry today. If you don't surprise me, if you don't kiss me two, I won't do it!
Boss: Your baby is really a piece of candy, you can't get rid of it! ?
Young dad: That's right, after a kiss and seal, you are my young dad's wife!
Boss Bench: ... I really am...
Young dad: What?
Boss: Forget it, who wants you to call me "old man"? It's natural for the old man to be curious about Yao'er. No matter how many things Yao'er has to do, I can only forgive you like an old father.
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Sichuan and Chongqing dialects are rich in words and have a strong salt-and-pepper flavor.
The first section of Sichuan and Chongqing Yanzier's class:
Boss bench: veteran qualifications, veteran of the world.
Young dad: little gangster.
Old man: Dad, dad. In Sichuan and Chongqing, the term "old man" is often used interchangeably.
Yao'er: one refers to the youngest son, the second refers to the pet name for one's own daughter, the third refers to a word used to insult others, the fourth refers to the pet name for one's own son, and the fifth refers to the younger generation. Among the younger generation, there are also nicknames for lovers, and the nicknames between girls who are close to each other have a similar meaning to dear.
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Please give me advance notice of "The Flirtatious Little Wild Cat Doesn't Talk About Martial Arts"
The advance receipt copy is as follows:
Yin Ren, the winner group in life, the gold medal and diamond king in the legal profession, absolutely TOP
Wake up and find a $197 and 25 cent bill next to your bed? ? ?
Finally caught the little bartender who had a romantic relationship with him
I'm getting ready to teach you a lesson
Unexpectedly, the other party continued to give him 3 dollars.
If you say you have to collect $200, the extra 25 cents is a tip and you don't need to ask for it! ?
Yin Ren: My salary is 4,000 US dollars an hour, boots and boots
Xu Yu: What kind of Jinjiang are you talking about? ? So expensive! ? Diamond-encrusted? ?
Yin Ren: ... I will let you taste the power of my diamond-encrusted Jinjiang today!
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Bow and thank you.
Purpose: The Year of Eradicating Poverty and Enhancing Prosperity, and Saving the Young People who Have Lost Their Dependencies in Society
