On a dark and windy night, I walked into the lair of the Ten Thousand Years Charming Demon and swallowed her Hunyuan Pearl in one gulp. The next day, as expected, I became an immortal. However, after flying into the sky, Brother Bing from Nantianmen saw me and said, "Although the fairy has attained enlightenment, she is poisoned and her time is short."
Me: "What kind of poison is this? It's killing people."
Brother Bing guided me to Taishang Laojun's alchemy furnace room. When Taishang Laojun saw it, he was amazed and said: "Fairy, this poison is not poison, it is a lover's debt."
It turns out that the old witch's Hunyuan Pearl was developed with the blood of countless concubines. It contains countless resentments and is a taboo for immortals. To detoxify from this poison, one can only go down to earth and find the reincarnations of those concubines, and then pay debts with love and resolve hatred.
Me: "..." What else can I do?
One day in the sky and one year in the human world. It took me a hundred years to complete my merits and reach the heaven. But when I looked down at my feet, I felt a little frightened, because at this time, the mortal world was already filled with my fish ponds.
Fortunately, I ascended to heaven again. I plan to never come down to earth again in this life! But after a while, Brother Bing from Nantianmen saw me and actually came up to me and said, "I haven't seen you for a long time. Fairy is finally back? All the immortals at the Fairy Peach Banquet have been waiting for a long time!"
I was confused for a moment: "?? What kind of Immortal Lord?"
Brother Bing: "I have had a romantic relationship with you in the mortal world. Fairies are really powerful. They not only detoxify love, but also help immortals overcome love disasters. Now at the fairy banquet, more than a dozen immortals came to your door and wanted to thank you in person."
I thought of my habit of disappearing as soon as I got my sincerity in the mortal world, and suddenly my eyesight went dark.
Purpose: Speculating is worse than being down-to-earth and don't take chances.