Lin Xiaochi, as an emerging scumbag in the 21st century, adheres to the love rule that men should never stay overnight, and exes are like dead dogs. If you can break up, you should break up today, if you can delete friends, you will never stay overnight, and if you can catch fish, you will never leave it in the sea.
Until one day, the little sheep he had deceived for three days was snatched away by someone with a knife. Lin Xiaochi was so angry that he picked up the kitchen knife, put on a handsome DK uniform and rushed forward, bound to take down both of them!
Small theater one
After Lin Xiaochi found his adulterer, he opened a bottle of vodka and poured it on himself. Then he said angrily, "Brother, you are so handsome and your voice is so nice. Can I know your name? This is the first time that Xiaochi has the courage to strike up a conversation with someone."
Gu Yuan: "My name is Gu Yuan, good boy. Your face is red after drinking so much wine. Do you want to go to my brother's house to rest for a while?"
Lin Xiaochi: "???"
Very good, you are so good-looking and you are still a Neptune. It seems that I did not lose unfairly. Hehe, man, wait, I will teach you what humanitarianism is.
Small Theater 2
Lin Xiaochi: "Brother, we have known each other for so many days, why don't you ask me to go out to play? I am so bored at home alone."
Gu Yuan: "Hey, Xiaochi, brother is working hard to make money to support you. Let's go together when I'm free, okay?"
Lin Xiaochi complained crazily in his heart: You are a slut at work. Are you trying to be a Neptune to cheat money? The Duck King is more ethical than you.
Flirting is like eating and being raped, whispering secret words is like hitting someone with candy
The story takes place in a modern city, where 1V1 cookies are both clean and cruel.
Intention: If you love him, protect him silently