How to Feed a Little Glutton

(This article will be entered on V on Saturday 1.30, When the 10,000 words will be dropped and the red envelope will be drawn) Ke Yi held his head proudly and squatted on the counter majestically: "Aw~~~~" Look, this is my uncle's "kingdom", my uncle's cafeteria, and all the weird pets are my uncle's food. The shop owner Yin Ze picked up Ke Yi and coaxed: "Be good, I'll sell them so I can support you." Ke Yi tilted his head: "Wouldn't it be more convenient to eat it directly??" Yin Ze: "We must pay attention to sustainable development and cannot catch all the benefits." Ke Yi was excited: "If the shit shoveler dislikes them, can he eat them??" Yin Ze fed a drop of blood from his fingertip into Ke Yi's mouth and said slowly: "Every pet I sell is the supreme owner of the shit shovel." Tch... Can a bunch of "food" make people like it? Feedback from customer A: The dog is very nice, beautiful and obedient, and can also go to the door to get takeaways. But sometimes he likes to look at me with his eyes upside down, as if he thinks I am stupid. Customer B left a message: My bird beauty is beautiful and has a sweet voice. Apart from being a bit picky about food, she is perfect. She wakes me up at exactly six o'clock every day, making me happy and heartbroken, but she doesn't need to be so early. Customer C: Actually, I want to buy the golden long-haired dog sitting on the counter in the store. I don't know what breed it is. It looks a bit strange, but it's so majestic. It's a pity that the shop owner didn't sell it at all, so I paid over one million. Yin Ze caressed the "golden retriever" on his lap and squeezed the pink paws that had finally grown back: this one was exclusive to him and was not for sale. Ke Yi pulled back his feet and said: "Ouch!!!" The uncle was in a bad mood, and he would condescend to Ozawa again someday. The purpose of the Strange Pet Shop is to help all monsters find qualified and hard-working pet owners to provide them with food, shelter, chat, play and fun. ——Continuation of the file: "Underworld Express" Please accept it Copywriting: After Si Lin's grandfather passed away, he was left with a small, ordinary bungalow. One day, Si Lin woke up and was horrified to find that he was in the underworld, and his neighbors were all ghosts lining up to be reincarnated. The dead ghost with half of his head knocked off stopped Si Lin and smiled ferociously: "Young man, would you mind giving me something to my old lady? By the way, I'll let my filial son Dai burn more fucking paper for his dead father. By the way, I'll pay for it." The old ghost who died of a sudden cerebral hemorrhage: "I also want to send a courier. Please tell my son that my bankbook is in the mezzanine of the closet... My son will pay for it." The repentant ghost said: "Send one of my bones to my 'good friend' during my lifetime. I wish his wife and family will be broken up, and he will come down and have a drink with me as soon as possible... My ex-wife, my children and I will all pay you." Si Lin silently accepted the order, silently looked at the huge deposits in the bankbook that were growing day by day, and squinted his eyes and smiled secretly. There are unknown workers in the upper world, and famous couriers in the underworld, who work the most ordinary jobs and the most awesome part-time jobs. Mr. Yincha came to the door with an expressionless face: "I also have express delivery to deliver. I have a lot of business. I can sign a long-term contract." This must not be refused, Si Lin took out his calculator: "Long-term business, 13% off discount, thank you for your patronage." Half a year later, Si Lin stood in front of Yin Chaijun's door: "Can you please explain this address? Isn't this your own fucking home?" Yin Li touched his chin and opened the door: "This is a long story. Let's talk about it in detail in the bedroom." ——Pre-released article 2: "Omega, who wears books as cannon fodder, only wants to grow melons" Su Chi, a graduate student at the Agricultural University, accidentally became the cannon fodder O in a bloody novel. In the book, he bullied the protagonist Shou based on his family background, plotted against the protagonist, and tried to gain power through his abdomen. In the end, his glands were dug out by the protagonist Shou's spare tire and he was sent to a mental hospital. Steal a man? Give birth? Goodbye! Su Chi, who has the farming gene engraved in his DNA, just wants to grow and eat melons in peace, although the melons he grows seem to have a genetic mutation, which is a bit weird. Imperial Major General Xin Ye looked at the melons running around on the ground, teeth and claws showing, and each leaf had spikes that kept opening and closing. He felt that this was something that could not be described as weird: "Can it be eaten?" "It's edible, very sweet." "How to pick it?" "You have to exchange the fertilizer that the melon likes with the melon." This was too troublesome. Major General Xin felt that it was not worth it. His subordinates handed over a test sheet at the right time. Xin Ye quickly read it and took a pen: "Second Young Master Su, here to sign a long-term contract." Su Chi: "Refuse." Major General Xin frowned: "Reason?" Because you are that licking dog spare tire, who will fall madly in love with the protagonist Shou, act as his golden finger, take care of him, care about him, help him raise his baby... And even do evil things to me. Xin Ye: "... I think you have a big misunderstanding of me. We need an in-depth understanding." Many years later. Xin Ye: "Do you understand me now?" "..." Su Chi: Oh my god, I understand so damn well. ---------- Recommended articles about gay friends' "big death": The ancient saying "Hidden Mirror": A woman disguises herself as a man and is loyal to her father, the general of the world's soldiers and horses, and Prince Yan, who pretends to be anything but a woman and plays the human world. Purpose: Good intentions and bad intentions are never divided by race or region.